Taylor Swift in Versace

This is pretty cute. Versace is a smart choice for Taylor, actually -- it's sexy but pretty straight-forward. (Also, every time I looked at Twitter this weekend before closing the app screaming, I feel like amid the News of the World, there was always something new trending about Taylor that I didn't have the emotional energy to parse. Something something Kid Rock something something Kacey Musgraves something something drunk? Just ping me when the new album comes out.)

Zendaya in Jacquemus

She looks good in this, but that's mostly thanks to her and not as much thanks to the look. I like the shirt, but those shorts (???) feel misguided.

Sarah Hyland in Teresa Helbig

Sweetie, this is lingerie.

Maia Mitchell in Prabal Gurung

This is very sweet, and also perfect for sailing across a bookstore on a library ladder before accidentally ending up Stockholm Syndrome'd by a handsome animal prince in a castle.

KJ Apa

I look forward to his starring role in Miami Vice at the local community theatre.

Noah Centineo

Noah Centineo's general look tends to be "yeah, I didn't try."

Jude Demorest

This is great in case she needs to bobsled home!

Lucy Hale in Jean Paul Gaultier

This is low-key but very cute. I might have styled it with booties?

Emily Osment

This suit is cute; I am confused that we're doing those shoes again, and I also never throw anything out so I guess I'll drag out my platforms.

Annie LeBlanc

This kid is a YouTube star and I am breaking my No YouTube Stars rule because I think her suit is cool, and like something someone would wear on a soap opera to tell you that she's here to take over your cosmetics empire.

Ryan Destiny in Area

"Yes, technically this is runner from my staircase, but it kind of works, right?"

Megalyn Echikunwoke in Maison Rabih Kayrouz

This is a lot of look, but she looks cool in it.

Jessica Alba in Oscar de la Renta

"Hello! I must be promoting something???? Anyway, I look cute in this."

Alex Morgan

I have to admit that my favorite part of this photos is that she looks like she has another head growing out of her shoulder.

Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth

In which Tori is dressed as 1996 and Jennie is dressed as 1986.

Maddie Ziegler in Chanel

I have to warn you that apparently low-rise pants are trying to make their ways back onto our bodies. (I suspect that they will suceed about as well as the push to bring back the flare did two years ago.)

Candace Cameron Bure

I swear this is a compliment, but this whole look is very Cute Real Housewife.

Gregg Sulkin

I support the effort here!

Chloe Bailey, Halle Bailey in Jonathan Simkhai

I will never be able to endorse clothing that looks like the lining of high-end luggage.

Laura Marano

RUFFLES.

Brittany Snow in Fausto Puglisi

I wish this didn't look so much like two dresses jammed together. I actually really respond to the patterned bits.

John Stamos

HEY! It's STAMOS.

The Teen Choice Awards Were Very Pink This Year

And also very patterned.