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# Teen Choice Awards Bierberly Played: Bieber
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen-choice-awards-bierberly-played-bieber-07-2012/
- Published: 2012-07-23T19:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-23T20:42:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Photos, Teen Choice Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

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"Word up, sex people. Welcome to the Bieb-0210, where we dress for the war zone that is my hotel bed -- a.k.a., that place where I get out my incredibly heavy artillery and lay you down and do the things I read about in my mom's *Cosmo* back issues, which I keep in a binder labeled '50 Shades of HEYYYYYY.' Selena is all, 'WHAT? Nobody does that with Tabasco sauce,' and I'm all, 'DON'T THEY, SUGARFACE?' and then she's like, 'Ugh, I need a beer,' and I'm all, 'GOOD 'CAUSE *PHINEAS AND FERB* IS ON ANYWAY.' Um, I mean, come and get up in my frisky business, ladygirls."

\[Photos: Getty\]