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# Teen Choice Awards Bierberly Played: Bieber
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen-choice-awards-bierberly-played-bieber/
- Published: 2012-07-23T19:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-23T20:42:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Justin Bieber

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/149090394.jpg)

Private Biebjamin, reporting for duty, and wearing moon boots just in case today is the day the army gets sent to space.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/149098253.jpg)

Apparently these girls are on *Dance Moms* \-- presumably not as the moms -- although I was sort of hoping Bieber was going to star in some kind of *Charles In Charge* remake set in the pageant world.

## Portia de Rossi, Ellen DeGeneres, Justin DeBieber

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/149092871.jpg)

"Dig it -- I've got TWO women on the hook now."

## Bieber

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/149100569.jpg)

And here we are in the Justin Bieberlake phase of his fashion. I swear, next time he's on SNL, he's going to be in a sketch where he sings, "Carry it on up to Waffletown."

## Bieber

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/149095506.jpg)

"What up, y'all, Bieb3PO at your service. I speak thousands of dialects but only one tongue, know what I mean, wink wink. ... I'm saying that I am a love machine. Did you get that? Okay, just checking. Because I will keep going if you need me to bring it home OH YEAH THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID... No, really, that is what Selena said. I had left my hair spray in her car."

[Teen Choice Awards Bierberly Played: Bieber"Word up, sex people. Welcome to the Bieb-0210, where we dress for the war zone that is my hotel bed -- a.k.a., that place where I get out my incredibly heavy artillery and lay you down and do the things I read about in my mom's Cosmo back issues, which I keep in a binder labeled '50 Shades of HEYYYYYY.' Selena is all, 'WHAT? Nobody does that with Tabasco sauce,' and I'm all, 'DON'T THEY, SUGARFACE?' and then she's like, 'Ugh, I need a beer,' and I'm all, 'GOOD 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB IS ON ANYWAY.' Um, I mean, come and get up in my frisky business, ladygirls." \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/149090394.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen-choice-awards-bierberly-played-bieber-07-2012/)