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# Teen Choice Awards Fabs and Fugs: Sparkly and Short
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen-choice-awards-fabs-and-fugs-sparkly-and-short/
- Published: 2012-07-24T16:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-23T18:20:39.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Lea Michele

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/149088693.jpg)

I actually like this on Lea. I hate the Summer Hair -- the ends look so dry to me -- and I do generally prefer that people's mouths not be the same color as their chins. But that dress is really cute. No longer needing to suppress all her latent Cory Monteith lust has been very good for her wardrobe.

## Hayden Panettiere

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/149088655.jpg)

I can't decide if I think this is really cute, or really Vegas. Or possibly both. And is that even bad? Also, there is a huge part of me that expects to see this in like two weeks on Kristen Chenoweth.

## Cat Deeley

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/wenn4002431.jpg)

The idea of this doesn't upset me, but it's distracting, like her lower half is made of the same Terminator metal that Robert Patrick was, and someone got a picture of Cat before her legs had fully rendered into human form.

## Miranda Cosgrove

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/149088258.jpg)

THIS, I love. It's hard for me to reconcile the little brainiac from *School of Rock* with a skirt that short, but see, this is where I said I would TRY to choke back my Old Crone impulses and accept that she is not still seven.

## Francia Raisa and JoJo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/spl419745_046.jpg)

Francia up there on the left, in addition to *Secret Life*, was in two of the surprisingly numerous TV *Cutting Edge* sequels. (They are all terrible. TERRIBLE.) JoJo is famous from being JoJo, and singing that song "Get Out" a hundred years ago. I've always thought she looked kind of like a distant Lohan cousin, and I feel like that branch of her family tree would definitely appreciate that there is more fabric above her crotch than below it. As for Francia, well, she looks like she's filming *Cutting Edge 16: Skate Prom* or something. I wonder how the skirt would hold up to the wind created by a double toe loop.

## Francia Raisa

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/spl419741_086.jpg)

Looks like we'll find out. Thank you, Mother Nature. You're so handy.

## Francia Raisa

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/spl419741_085.jpg)

If you have to wear cheerleader spankies under your dress on the red (pink) carpet, and you are NOT a cheerleader and/or you did not come directly from your cardio pole workout, you may need to rethink your choices. Having said that, full marks for planning ahead. Both her public and her pubic zone thank her.

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