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Victoria Justice in Herve Leger

This is totally fun. APPROVED.

Gina Rodriguez in Alberta Ferretti

I am not inflamed with passion for the shoes, but this dress is cool and her hair looks (as usual) fab. APPROVED.

Gina Rodriguez

Whereas I might love this dress MORE, in theory, but in practice it's perhaps a bit squareifying. APPROVED BUT BARELY.

Bella Thorne

I know it's hot but you are wearing a beach towel. APPROVED IF YOU GO ADD AN INCH TO ONE END OR THE OTHER.

Bella Thorne

MUCH easier to sit in, I bet, and totally charming. APPROVED.

Maia Mitchell

Well, SHE at least was cool and breezy in this, even though I have no idea what, technically, her outfit even is. CONFUSED.

Jordana Brewster in Ulyana Sergeenko

Adorable. APPROVED.

Ali Simpson

I continue to not know who this person really is, and she has come to like three Teen Choices in a row.

Sarah Hyland in Christian Siriano

I have a lot of issues with the fit of those shorts, although thematically they were probably a good idea. WHAT WOULD MICHAEL KORS HAVE SAID, CHRISTIAN?

Ryan Newman

This is quite cute. You know how I feel about a stripe.

Fifth Harmony

You could tell me they were modeling the latest from Macy's in house juniors brand and I would believe you. APPROVED IF THEY HAVE RECENTLY SIGNED ON TO DO THAT.

Little Mix

Okay. This is amazing. These four have everything, sartorially speaking. An LBD! A metric ton of fringe! A bra made of a scarf! A blazer with murderous intent! APPROVED but only because I chortled. Keep up the good work.

Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else
Ah, The Teen Choice Awards. AKA, The Award Show Where Even Young People Feel Like They Are Out of Touch With The Teens, And Olds Like Myself Just Take Their Geritol And Shuffle Off to the Early Bird to Forget. Let's finish this thing. FYI, "happy hour" is the new "early bird special." Tell your Grams. [Photos: Getty]

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