Terry Crews
He is about to hit his head on the light! THAT IS AMAZING. (I also enjoy his groovy World Market belt. It's so Santa Fe Ceramics Teacher.)
Josh Peck
Just assumed that I, a woman whose job is, in part, to identify celebrities, have no idea who half these people are, either. ANYWAY, this kid co-hosted (with Gina Rodriguez and Ludacris) and he used to be on a Nickelodeon show and honestly if I'd had to guess, I would have said he was a new Realtor on a Million Dollar Listing spin-off. Which seems mean, but those dudes generally look snazzy!
Ludacris
Luda, kinda phoning this one in.
Austin Mahone
Does his hoodie have a bustle? Also, "Hoodie Has a Bustle" sounds like the follow-up to "Short Skirt, Long Jacket."
Robbie Amell and Italia Ricci
They look totally nice and also like they're going to a Man Men-themed BBQ. (I feel like there is NO WAY Robbie Amell didn't turn to her at some point and whisper, "who ARE these people?")
Justin Baldoni
I know this one! He's on Jane the Virgin and he looks most dapper here.
Bryshere Gray
And of course I recognize the kids from Empire. I am not WHOLLY under a rock of age. Just mostly. He looks great in this blazer.
Bryshere Gray
This one, on the other hand, has a mild aura of Drum Major.
Flo Rida
Flo Rida is just REALLY into ombre right now.
John Stamos
If you ever wondered if the sanctity of the Teen Choice Awards invite list was ever besmirched by network PR people cross-promoting their new fall shows...I bring you, John Stamos. #NoDisrespecttoJohnStamos, but if you are currently a teen, you were not even BORN when Full House went off the air.
O'Shea Jackson Jr., Jason Mitchell and Corey Hawkins
These guys are in Straight Outta Compton -- which I have not seen yet, but which I've heard is GREAT. And it did HUGE business, so they're having a great weekend, even if they might be very overheated in all these jackets. (They play, respectively, Ice Cube, Eazy-E [and apparently Jason Mitchell is AMAZING in that part], and Dre.)
Josh Hutcherson
I love him, and that sweaty fetlock of hair looks about how I feel right now.
Steph Curry
WHERE'S RILEY? (Also, he looks sharp, as ever.)
Skylar Astin
I am not a huge fan of his, but I LOVE the pop of blue on his belt, and he looks nice here. So maybe I AM a fan of his stylist.
Scott Eastwood
Scott Eastwood, manfully pretending none of this is even happening.
The Janoskians
And then this. NO. I reject this. I reject literally everything about this. Everyone, all of you, GET OFF MY LAWN.