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Lindsay Stirling

Lindsay Stirling, Teen Choice Awards

Her shoes are tiny leather jackets for her feet. I think wearing those with panty hose DIRECTLY contravenes the vibe. Leave it for the Jolie, methinks.

Hailee Steinfeld

These are Casadei, and... I like them BETTER than most of these styles that now come up and encroach on your feet like envelopes, that's for sure.

Janel Parrish

Lucite heels, and the shoe equivalent of a turtleneck. NEXT.

Emily Osment

That is a super cute color to enliven a basic shape.

Nina Dobrev

Nina Dobrev

I am VERY curious if those were at all comfortable, as her feet look more like they are resting in them than wearing them. (They're Kurt Geiger.)

Zendaya

These are Loubs. They look like they fit better, but Dobrev's were neater.

Shay Mitchell

These metallic pumps are getting a WORKOUT. They, or their knockoffs, are appearing all over town. For good reason.

Lucy Hale

These are Brian Atwood. They're very edgy, but they're kind of cutting into her ankles. I've decided Lucy Hale must have a Thing about her ankles, because she really likes shoes with straps there, but I think they have the opposite effect that she might intend.

Rita Volk

Rita Volk: Accessories at the Teen Choice Awards

I like the pink tucked inside, but the back of those seem a little wonkus, and her buckle is all swiveled. Shoes shouldn't need fussing over to make them look right.

Chelsea Kane

Chelsea Kane: Accessories at the Teen Choice Awards

Eh. They're fine. I like the orange?

Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland: Accessories at the Teen Choice Awards

So I'm guessing nude pedicures are happening.

Katie Leclerc

Katie Leclerc: Accessories at the Teen Choice Awards

Whereas this toenail polish looks kind of like a fungus to me. But at least she did SOMETHING to pop against the shoes.

Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner: Accessories at the Teen Choice Awards

Are those navy?

Katherine McNamara

Katherine McNamara: Accessories at the Teen Choice Awards

She certainly went to some trouble to match her toes to her shoes.

Mary Murphy

Mary Murphy: Accessories at the Teen Choice Awards

THAT IS A LOT OF SHIMMER. The shoes are fun, though.

Sasha Pieterse

Sasha Pieterse: Accessories at the Teen Choice Awards

I find these HIDEOUS. I mean, I could live with it up until the toe part, but whatever's happening down there is just a lot of no to me.

Lea Michele

Lea Michele: Accessories at the Teen Choice Awards

These are also Loubs, and we saw the metallic front, but I thought I should let you peek at the back. They seem kind of Kardashian to me, but I also don't hate them. I did sort of laugh at her foot tattoo, though. "IMAGINE." It seems like the kind of thing you get when you're 18 and it doesn't occur to you that you're basically turning your feet into an inspirational cat poster.

Candace Cameron

Candace Cameron: Accessories at the Teen Choice Awards

I can't decide if these are okay, or I hate them. I'm settling on, I want to take the heel and her pedicure and try and make them happier with a different leather on the front.

Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Shoes
Because what better way to close out a summer Monday than with footwear you either don't want, or can't afford? I'M SO HELPFUL. [Photos: Getty]

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