
K Stew looks cute, although her hair, as ever, concerns me. I'm worried she's thinking about growing herself some dreadlocks. Which are cute on a lot of people, but I don't think K Stew would be one of them. She'd look more like this girl who was in a variety of my English classes in college, who sported really awkward dreads, several tattoos of dolphins, smelled powerfully of patchouli and weeds, had a serious hacky-sack habit, and spent each class attempting to eat M&Ms without actually opening her mouth. Seriously. She would, like, worm each solitary M into her pursed lips like she had lockjaw. She did not ACTUALLY have lockjaw, however, because I used to see her eating sandwiches or whatever like a normal person. It was only M&Ms and only in class and it used to really annoy me for absolutely no actual reason. Anyway. DON'T BE THAT GIRL, K STEW.

I do like her outfit, though, and Taylor, as always, is dressed completely normally. I find him relaxing. He never looks cracked out. Everything always fits and he always looks cute. I have a weird fondness for Lautner, ever since he basically told EW -- and I am totally paraphrasing -- that having to film a scene where he fell in love with an infant was the weirdest f'ing thing he ever did in his entire life. And I find the three of them so cute together, given that they seem legitimately friendly...

...which is why I wish one of them would pull Rob aside and tell him HE LOOKS LIKE A VAGRANT.
