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# Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fines: Pants and Jumpsuits
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen-choice-awards-fugs-and-fines-pants-and-jumpsuits/
- Published: 2014-08-11T18:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-11T07:24:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Selena Gomez

![Selena Gomez at the Teen Choice Awards](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/selena-gomez-ffn_km_teenchoice_arr_081014_51499259.xml)

She looks great. Truly. (Except she needs a blood-red lip.) The whole thing feels very, "Did you hear a rumor I'm going to rehab again? ME TOO."

## Jordin Sparks

![Jordin Sparks at Teen Choice Awards](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jordin-sparks-ffn_km_teenchoice_arr_081014_51499327.xml)

Throw on a bikini bottom and stick her in Malibu, and I'm fine. But those pants should never have been allowed to happen in nature. I am concerned Tommy Bahamas thinks he is Tommy Hilfiger.

## Willow Shields

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/willow-shields-ffn_km_teenchoice_arr_081014_51499384.xml)

Whereas I LIKE those pants, and applaud her moxie for attempting them with that shirt, but it might be too high a degree of difficulty. For ANYONE.

## Italia Ricci

![Italia Ricci, Teen Choice Awards](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/italia-ricci-453454532.xml)

Has anyone seen "Chasing Life"? Is it any good? She seems super charming in the ads, and I have to say, she is making that jumpsuit look like a passable idea. I KNOW.

## Rowan Blanchard

![Rowan Blanchard](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rowan-blanchard-spl818266_025.xml)

I didn't realize this girl is twelve -- or rather, REMEMBER it, as I think I've written about her before -- until I looked her up again. I think it's tremendous that she is on the classy side of the spectrum at an age where she's young enough to show up in, like, a ruffled denim skirt and pink boots. But she might want to wear that whole thing again in ten years with a strappy shoe.

## Debby Ryan

![Debby Ryan](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/debby-ryan-ffn_km_teenchoice_arr_081014_51499316.xml)

I think we can pretty much call a time of death on HER ever needing to wear any of this again, right?

[Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fines: Pants and JumpsuitsI have what I consider a healthy skepticism of all of these, with the possible exception of Selena Gomez -- but then, she's not even TRYING to get my goat. What's wrong with my goat, huh, Selena? Picky, picky. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/selena-gomez-ffn_km_teenchoice_arr_081014_51499259.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen-choice-awards-fugs-and-fines-pants-and-jumpsuits-08-2014/)