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# Teen Choice Awards I'm Old Carpet: One Direction
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen-choice-awards-im-old-carpet-one-direction-08-2013/
- Published: 2013-08-12T19:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2013-08-12T07:02:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Dialogues, Teen Choice Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

No. 1: Please don't hate me. I'm so innocuous. I just want to go home.

No. 2: I call this Huck Finn Chic.

No. 3: Am I in this band? Which band *is* this? Does anyone want to trade?

No. 4: I totally went blond before Bieber could do it. CHECK and MATE.

Harry Styles: My skin is my t-shirt. I'm going rogue, and I am basically f'ing with everybody right now. Get ready, ladies. My second direction is HERE.

\[Photo: Getty\]