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# Teen Choice Awards: Resoundingly Fine-ly Played, Zooey and Selena
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen-choice-awards-resoundingly-fine-ly-played-zooey-and-selena-07-2012/
- Published: 2012-07-24T21:00:07.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-23T20:33:19.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Dialogues, Teen Choice Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

SELENA: Hey, Zooey.

ZOOEY: What's up, buttercup? You look pretty, in that kind of 'cheerleader going to her spring dance' kind of way.

SELENA: Is that a bad thing?

ZOOEY: Only if you accidentally break into some high kicks, Tricks.

SELENA: Well, YOU look... fine, actually. That dress is nice. And your hair looks less fake. And no tights!

ZOOEY: That was the plan, Stan. It's time for some bare legs, scrambled eggs!

SELENA: Why are you rhyming?

ZOOEY: Does that not seem like something I would do, little boo?

SELENA: I don't know, but it's sort of creepy. Can you stop?

ZOOEY: Sure. Maybe instead we'll just stand here and talk about whether Justin Bieber is a sensitive lover.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/149098476.jpg "Selena Gomez, Zooey Deschanel")](https://gofugyourself.com/teen-choice-awards-resoundingly-fine-ly-played-zooey-and-selena-07-2012/teen-choice-awards-2012-show-15?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

SELENA: Ugh, never mind, go back to the rhymes.

ZOOEY: Yeah, that's what I thought, fembot.

\[Photos: Getty\]