
She just looks so badass here. I feel like Gwyneth is either composing an entire GOOP about how to rip off this look, or composing an entire letter of rage at her stylist for the fact that she didn't do it first.

Imagine for a second that she's not doing the polterwang-inducing Bladder Clamp (you know, the stance where you cross your legs really hard and pray it keeps anything from escaping).The sleek black pants and heels with the leather top are so biker cool. I love it on her. It's so much nicer than when she makes herself all costumey and absurd.

Having said that, she did change into this on-stage, and I'm fine with it -- this is pure No Doubt Gwen, which is precisely what she's supposed to be right now: all boots and patterns and strange cape-like rump-hangings. Yes, in six months when they're at the Grammys I might end up sort of tired of it, but for now, welcome back, and thank you for not making your pelvis the showpiece like pretty much everyone else in the pop biz.
