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# Teen Choice Awards Who Fugged It More: Lily Collins vs. Bella Thorne, With Bonus Schmidt
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen-choice-awards-who-fugged-it-more-lily-collins-vs-bella-thorne-with-bonus-schmidt-08-2013/
- Published: 2013-08-12T16:30:49.000Z
- Updated: 2013-08-12T16:47:19.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Teen Choice Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37, Lily Collins

People wear the same designer to an event all the time, but with something this distinctive, it feels like a strange choice to let these two ladies face off in matching palm trees. Then again, I will remember them both, so maybe the designer is a total genius for doing it.

First, Disney Channel's Bella Thorne.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176196688.xml "Bella Thorne")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=871631&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

If we hacked off the black sleeves, or fitted them so that they didn't look like a surgically altered sweatshirt, then I'd quite like this. For an event where people hand out surfboards, the whole palm tree/sky/ocean thing makes sense without being overly adorable.

Lily Collins picked a more dramatic version:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176202454.xml "Lily Collins")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=871641&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is actually a shirt by someone else, paired with the Fausto Puglisi skirt. To me this isn't as *cute* as the first version, per se, but it *is* amusingly dramatic. My first instinct was to take the train to the scrapyard, but I do like that it's black on the back and pink-toned on the underside. It's a new spin on the high-low thing, and if I have to look at that again, it might as well be fresh.

Also, let's give a nod to whomever did her hair:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176204914.xml "Max "Schmidt" Greenfield, Lily Collins")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=871661&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That is huge. If Max Greenfield WERE Schmidt, he would be powerless against the force of that bouffant. I just know it. I sense that Schmidt has a weakness for cranial puffs.

And you can see here how a toned-down version of the skirt would've worked; I think the giant hair actually sings more when there is less happening everywhere else, but again, I applaud the Go Big instinct. It's perhaps more properly suited to the premiere of her macabrely titled movie, *Mortal Instruments: City of Bones*, than an awards show that's frothy and light and essentially designed to give hugs to Things That Make Teens Scream Lots Of Vowel Sounds. But I am not as mad at it as I expected to be. Are you?

\[Photos: Getty\]