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# Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Megan Fox
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen_choice_awards_fug_or_fab-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-11T09:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-02T03:59:09.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, Teen Choice Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Or, as I call her now, Mrs David "You Are So Precious To Me" Silver -- wait, except, does that make Megan Fox the new Tori Spelling? Something about that doesn't quite track.  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/08/92411_spl201237_033.jpg "2010 Teen Choice Awards Press Room - Los Angeles")

  
For one thing, it would be weird for Tori to have a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe in the approximate place where Dean McDermott has a tattoo of Tori. Like, I think that if Tori gets a person's face tattooed on her arm, she is contractually obligated to get Dean's. Or, I guess, David Silver's. Wow, thinking about this too hard is sending me down some kind of post-modern tattoo rabbit hole, so let's get to chit-chatting about her dress. Or dress/skirt. Whatever it is. I have to admit, I rather like it: it's nice to see someone wearing something that's NOT just a standard issue cocktail dress, even if I happen to LIKE standard issue cocktail dresses. Kind of like how if you have a cheeseburger five nights in a row, you might really want a salad on the sixth night, without taking anything away from your love of the cheeseburger.

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