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# Teen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Channing Tatum/Fug or Fab: Jenna Dewan
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teenchoice2010_tatum-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-10T08:45:19.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-10T09:09:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Man Fugs, misguided facial hair, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

CHANNING TATUM: Hey, honey.JENNA DEWAN: Hey, hubby. Listen, can we talk?CHANNING: Sure, baby doll. What's the haps?JENNA: Remember when we met, on Step Up? And you had kind of a buzz-cut thing going on, and no facial hair?CHANNING: Sure thing, chickadee.JENNA: Yeah, let's get back there. Because on you, the open shirt and greased long hair and drippy goatee just make you look like the Chazziest [Chaz ](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2010/05/freaky%5Ffug%5Ffriday%5Fparis%5Fhilton051410.html)that ever Chazzed.CHAZZING: Oh, SNAP, you are sass in a bucket! Are your legs tired, from running through my mind all day?JENNA: See? It's seeping into your brain as we speak.CHAZZING: Sorry, lady-girl, I just can't help it when you're lookin' so fine:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/08/92341_103295357.jpg "2010 Teen Choice Awards - Arrivals")

JENNA: Yeah, I know, the pleated leather mini is a success every time. I'm hot.CHAZZING: It is off the HIZ-ook in my biz-ook, Foxy.JENNA: Please stop. I'm going to slap you.CHAZZING: I dig the way you roll, brah. I dig the way you roll.JENNA: Oh my God. Somebody run to CVS real fast, please, and grab me the biggest Gillette you can find. I am going to need all five blades on that razor.