> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Ten-Year Fugtrospective: The 2005 Golden Globes - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ten-year-fugtrospective-the-2005-golden-globes/ - Published: 2015-01-07T17:00:29.000Z - Updated: 2015-02-26T01:29:05.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41 ## Diane Kruger: 2005 Golden Globe Awards ![Diane Kruger: 2005 Golden Globe Awards](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/infphoto_201649.xml) This is HILARIOUSLY BAD, and it is Marchesa. Diane told *Stylist* magazine, "I remember my very first Golden Globe Awards dress by Marchesa \[in 2005\]. They'd just started out and were really good friends of mine. I loved the dress they made but it was so wrong for that occasion. You could see my belly button and everybody else was in long, flowy gowns." I like to think whenever she is dithering about what to wear, Josh Jackson holds up this photo, framed by his bed, and says, "Well, you COULD go dressed like a canopy bed in The Luxor..." ## Halle Berry at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Halle Berry at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/halle-berry-globes-2005.xml) Ah, yes, the dress that birthed a million Ace Bandage jokes. ## Cate Blanchett in Jean Paul Gaultier, 2005 Golden Globe Awards ![Cate Blanchett at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cate-blanchett-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2015211.xml) Her face is good, the color is wonderful, and the demi-caftan/capelet style is really romantic, but the parade of flowers and stuff is... not filling my bucket, as my kids' teacher would say. It's a Want To Love But Don't look for me. ## Virginia Madsen at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Virginia Madsen at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/virginia-madsen-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2015551.xml) I'm sure there was a story explaining the cell phone on the red carpet. Maybe she was talking to her mother. I enjoy that she MIGHT have coordinated the bling to her dress, which is a nice shade but not very flattering. ## Nicole Kidman in Gucci at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Nicole Kidman at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/nicole-kidman-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2014691.xml) The tightness of the dress creating all that bunching really ruins whatever line it's trying to cut. The color is fabulous, and the feather is an intriguing distraction, but the execution is SUCH a thud for me. ## Nicole Kidman in Gucci at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Nicole Kidman in Gucci](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-nicole-kidman-infphoto_2014621.xml) And the back is all cutouts and bunching and weird seams. Kudos to her for fitting into it, but it's not a dress that takes kindly to being worn. ## January Jones and Josh Groban at the 2005 Golden Globes ![January Jones Josh Groban at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/january-jones-josh-groban-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2015291.xml) REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS HAPPENING? You may not, because nobody knew who January Jones was back then. Josh Groban is now dating Kat Dennings. Never let it be said that he doesn't have game, y'all. (Her dress? The less said the better.) ## Paula Abdul at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Paula Abdul at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-paula-abdul-33531_520030591.xml) OUCH. That is at least two cup sizes off, right? Was she black and blue the next day? ## Kerry Washington in Narciso Rodriguez at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Kerry Washington at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kerry-washington-golden-globes-2005-52001983.xml) Considering it's 2005 (she was in the nominated *Ray*), I'm impressed this isn't weirder. ## Kerry Washington in Narciso Rodriguez at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Kerry Washington at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kerry-washington-golden-globes-2005-52002240.xml) It is AWFULLY crammed with sideboob, though. ## Jennifer Garner in vintage Valentino at at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Jennifer Garner at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/jennifer-garner-golden-globes-2005-52001707.xml) This is roughly a month before she got pregnant with Violet (she got married at 4 months pregnant in June, so I'm just guessing, not keeping her old ovulation charts or anything). She looks great in this, but the lipstick is a little clashy. IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME. ## Julianna Margulies at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Julianna Margulies at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/julianna-margulies-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2015121.xml) Skirt and shirt are not attached. She does better now. (Although this had some potential.) Julianna was there because she was in "The Grid" and got nominated for Best Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie, which she lost to... someone. I've looked up so much stuff; I'm going to turn over the ball on downs here. ## Megan Mullally at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Megan Mullallyat the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/megan-mullally-golden-globes-2005-1.xml) I would take The Marg's outfit over this version. ## Claire Danes in Valentino Couture at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Claire Danes at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/claire-danes-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2014941.xml) This would be fetching in her boudoir, as she powder-puffs her face and sings about going to the movies with her rich, and kind of hot boss and that orphan kid he bought for publicity. ## Mary Louise Parker and Adam Duritz at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Mary Louise Parker and Adam Duritz at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-mary-louise-parker-33571_parker5dq1.jpg) I DID NOT REMEMBER THIS PAIRING. (Adam Duritz did very well for himself, eh?) I wonder if this night was awkward, because Claire Danes was still with Billy Crudup, who'd left MLP for Claire in late 2003 while MLP was SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT WITH THEIR CHILD. ## Sandra Oh at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Sandra Oh at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sandra-oh-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2015281.xml) Sandra was still married to Alexander Payne at this point, I believe, and was there in support of *Sideways* (in which she also appeared). This gown started out in a pretty place but then took a crooked left turn to Hmmmtown. ## Sarah Ferguson at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Sarah Ferguson Fergie at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sarah-ferguson-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2015101.xml) Sweet God, Fergie, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF or at least of your ladies. ## Naomi Watts in Valentino Couture at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Naomi Watts at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-naomi-watts-infphoto_2014491.xml) Not my favorite of hers. It's like she tried to use a giant belt buckle as underwire. ## Natalie Portman in Chloe at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Natalie Portman at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-natalie-portman-33561_520016291.xml) She won for "Closer" and this dress feels SO Of An Era to me. I'm not even sure it's THAT era so much as... the Reality Bites days. It's very Laleina Pierce. ## Uma Thurman in Dior at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Uma Thurman at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/uma-thurman-golden-globes-2005-52001723.xml) I think I might spy a bow on her hip, but... in general, it's better than a lot of Diors now. ## Portia de Rossi at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Portia de Rossi at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/portia-de-rossi-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2015171.xml) Portia looks good here. I think long hair suits her way better than the pseudo-Ellen she's sporting now. ## Melina Kanakaredes at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Melina Kanakaredes at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/melina-kanakaredes-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2015181.xml) She was on *CSI: Lieutenant Dan* at this point, and apparently decided someone had put out an APB on her abs. ## Emmy Rossum in Ralph Lauren at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Emmy Rossum at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/emmy-rossum-golden-globes-2005-52001549.xml) Look at those over-rosy cheeks! She's a lot sleeker now -- then again, she was, what, 17? Of course she wore this. ## Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Denise Richards Charlie Sheen at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/denise-richards-charlie-sheen-golden-globes-2005-52001789.xml) Ugh, this is hard to see. I never thought much of or about Denise Richards, but when Brooke Mueller went into rehab and Charlie Sheen was busy being Charlie Sheen, she took in their twin boys -- on top of her own three children. That those boys could lean on her, at least, earned Denise some Forever Points with me. ## Mischa Barton at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Mischa Barton at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mischa-barton-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2014631.xml) Side abs: all the rage. ## Maggie Grace at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Maggie Grace at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/infphoto_201657.xml) True or false: Maggie Grace was the January Jones of 2005\. I mean, it's probably false, given that January is in an artsier show in a more adult part, but Maggie was the fresh-faced lovely blonde in Lost and everyone assumed that cast would take the world by storm. ## Kate Hudson at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Kate Hudson at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-kate-hudson-infphoto_2014661.xml) I BELIEVE this is Versace, and it's also Verblahce. HA HA HA HA HA are we only halfway through this thing? ## Ashley Judd at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Ashley Judd at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-ashley-judd-infphoto_2014751.xml) ... Do we think that thing stayed up all night? No, right? There was at least one hurried dash for the bathroom. ## Charlize Theron in Dior at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Charlize Theron at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/charlize-theron-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2016371.xml) This is her Aeon Flux hair, I think. Sometimes I get impatient with how Charlize just throws on a dress and doesn't go to any other effort, and that is certainly on display here. ## Johnny Depp at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Johnny Depp at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-johnny-depp-infphoto_2014501.xml) From his Speakeasy period. Which I infinitely prefer to his current Steven Tyler period. ## Sophie Okonedo at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Sophie Okonedo at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sophie-okonedo-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2016511.xml) ENTER THE CRAZY. This dress could as easily turn up now, actually, come to think of it. Everything old is new again. ## Renee Zellweger at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Renee Zellweger at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/renee-zellweger-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2015801.xml) This is, of course, Carolina Herrera. And while it would grow to be somewhat tired after a time, this is pretty cute on her here; if only she'd used some accessories. ## Kate Winslet in Ben de Lisi at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Kate Winslet at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-kate-winslet-infphoto_2014681.xml) Great lipstick, but you're not at the beach, kid. Ditch the cover-up. ## Debra Messing at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Debra Messing at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-debra-messing-infphoto_2014781.xml) Madam Messing's Saloon and Lady Parlour opens in five minutes. ## Scarlett Johansson in Roland Mouret at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Scarlett Johanson at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-scarlett-johansson-infphoto_2014601.xml) Lots of people liked this at the time. I think it looked crispy and uninspiring. That lipstick is pure bombshell, though. ## Hilary Swank at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Hilary Swank at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hilary-swank-golden-globes-2005-infphoto_2014771.xml) THIS is Calvin Klein, as far as I can tell, and it's... totally okay. I was wondering the other day if Hilary Swank will ever again be in anything I will see, so I looked it up and she's starring in "The One Percent," a STARZ show from Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu about, ahem, "organic farming." One strike against it. But it stars Ed Helms AND Ed Harris, two Eds of whom I approve, so maybe? ## Marcia Cross at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Marcia Cross at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/marcia-cross-golden-globes-2005-52001646.xml) One of my favorite TV redheads. ## Teri Hatcher in Donna Karan at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Teri Hatcher at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-teri-hatcher-infphoto_2014511.xml) I love parts of this, and am unsure about others. Teri was always pretty charming on DH, although in the final season she was marooned in her own storyline and it felt like maybe nobody wanted to deal with her. And I hate to think that's true, because I just saw her episode of "Chopped," and she took it SO endearingly seriously and actually really seems to know her way around a kitchen. So I'm on board with The Hatch now and retroactively hope everyone else was too. ## Minnie Driver at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Minnie Driver at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/infphoto_201525.xml) Those are some precariously bobbled boobs. ## Alysia Reiner at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Alysia Reiner at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/alysia-reiner-golden-globes-2005-52001914.xml) I wasn't familiar with Alysia until *Orange Is The New Black*, but it turns out she had a part in *Sideways* (and other stuff, too -- her resume is very long -- but that's the reason for her Globes invitation). Her ensemble is a little Iris McKay -- THERE'S a reference a few young'uns won't know -- but it's also a nice change of pace, in a way. ## Hans Zimmer at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Hans Zimmer at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hans-zimmer-golden-globes-2005-52002024.xml) And Hans Zimmer wore his own monogrammed slippers. ## Helen Mirren at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Helen Mirren at the 2005 Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/helen-mirren-golden-globes-2005-52002352.xml) And Helen Mirren wore a satin cape pinned to her shoulders. ## Ian Somerhalder at the 2005 Golden Globes ![Ian Somerhalder](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/golden-globes-2005-ian-somerholder-52000934.xml) And Ian Somerhalder wore a neck beard. [Ten-Year Fugtrospective: The 2005 Golden GlobesThe 2015 Golden Globes are slinking towards us, ready to fire the starting pistol on a race that will end sometime in late February and leave us wondering how we could possibly be at Fug Madness time already. So let's rewind ten years and examine the assorted horrors and majesties of the 2005 Golden Globe Awards, and let's face it... there are more horrors than majesties. Helen Mirren is in a satin cape, or something, y'all. It was a Very Different Time. Also, if you're curious, after the jump I put a list of what won that year. MOVIES • Best Film, Drama: The Aviator (beat Closer, Hotel Rwanda, Finding Neverland, Kinsey, Million-Dollar Baby) • Best Film, Comedy/Musical: Sideways (ENRAGING; it beat Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Incredibles, Ray, and Phantom, which... either of the first two, y'all)) • Best Actor, Drama: Leonardo DiCaprio, The Aviator (he beat Liam Neeson in Kinsey, and Johnny Depp as J.M. Barrie) • Best Actress, Drama: Hilary Swank, Million Dollar Baby (she beat Imelda "Dolores Umbridge" Staunton for Vera Drake and Uma for Kill Bill 2, among others) • Best Actor, Comedy/Musical: Jamie Foxx, Ray (blah category; he beat Kevin Kline in De-Lovely and Kevin Spacey in Beyond the Sea, and Jim Carrey for Eternal Sunshine, and Giamatti for terrible Sideways) • Best Actress, Comedy/Musical: Annette Bening, Being Julia (she beat Winslet, Ashley Judd for De-Lovely,Emmy Rossum for Phantom, and RENEE FOR BRIDGET JONES 2 WHAT THAT MOVIE IS AWFUL) • Best Supporting Actor: Clive Owen, Closer • Best Supporting Actress: Natalie Portman, Closer • Best Director: Clint Eastwood, Million Dollar Baby • Best Screenplay: Alexander Payne & Jim Taylor, Sideways TELEVISION • Best Series, Drama: Nip/Tuck (beat 24, Deadwood, Lost, The Sopranos) • Best Series, Comedy/Musical: Desperate Housewives (beat Sex and the City, Entourage, Will & Grace, and Arrested Development) • Best Actor, Drama: Ian McShane, Deadwood (MEMORY LANE: He beat Spader for Boston Legal, Denis Leary for Rescue Me, Michael Chiklis for The Shield, and Julian McMahon from Nip/Tuck. WHITHER GANDOLFINI?) • Best Actress, Drama: Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (she took out Jennifer Garner, Edie Falco, Joely Richardson from Nip/Tuck, and Christine Lahti for Jack & Bobby, which I did NOT REMEMBER got nominated) • Best Actor, Comedy/Musical: Jason Bateman, Arrested Development (did you know Matt LeBlanc got nominated for Joey? WELL HE DID) • Best Actress, Comedy/Musical: Teri Hatcher, Desperate Housewives (she beat Huffman and Marcia Cross; in time, the crime is that Eva Longoria never got a trophy because she was secretly brilliant in that show. She also beat Debra Messing and SJP) • Best Supporting Actor: William Shatner, Boston Legal • Best Supporting Actress: Anjelica Huston, Iron Jawed Angels \[Photos: Getty, INF\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/infphoto_201649.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ten-year-fugtrospective-the-2005-golden-globes-01-2015/)