Harry Styles
This reminds me of George Michael, back when he was going solo, and he was mooning around in a yacht singing about careless whispers while wearing flowing white garments.
Louis Tomlinson
"I call this little baby, 'Bieber Wind Cannon
Zayn Malik
"I'm sorry, so... I'm still really confused. WHERE am I, exactly? Which direction IS this?"
Liam Payne
"Stop it, dude. I'm having a Luke Perry moment. Would Luke Perry have let Brandon Walsh feed him popcorn?... Wait, yeah, probably. Okay, get that shit in there."
Niall Horan
"I was feeling really good about my hair, and then Miley Cyrus stopped bleaching hers and now I'm sort of lost and sad, although if she needs a body double I would be available."
Louis Tomlinson
"Can we just talk about this again? It's complicated, right? It's like a jigsaw nobody can solve."
Harry Styles
"I'm so excited I'm so excited I'M SO SCARED."