
If you're interested in knowing what haircut I had for much of high school: BEHOLD! Other Samantha Mathis facts: (1) She was River Phoenix's girlfriend when he died. (I do not know if there is anything that makes a person MORE of a 90s icon than the combo of making your film debut in a Christian Slater movie and later dating River Phoenix.) (2) She is currently the Vice-President of SAG-AFTRA. Samantha Mathis is second-in-command to ANDREA ZUCKERMAN and people in Hollywood still forget that Gen X exists?! The erasure. (3) Her apartment is very nice.

(This post is a melange of the New York and LA premieres, hence the two looks.) In retrospect, I think this was...exactly what I was going for during much of the 90s. I am now and WAS EVEN THEN concerned by the woman behind Samantha, in what looks like another Clinique Counter lab coat that's layered over bike shorts. WHAT.

Nina Huang could wear this now -- scrunchie and all!! -- and people would be like, "this is very cool." She DOES look cool.

It will warm your heart to know that these sweet summer children, originally high school sweethearts, are still together. (Speaking of Gen X: We also all owned these shorts. I'm sorry.)

"Freddy Krueger looks pretty good when he's not wearing that mask," thinks the woman in the background. (He sort of looks like Fisher Stevens to me.)

How did I -- who loved them both -- not realize until just now that Balthazar Getty had an eyebrow scar, just like Luke Perry?

I wish we could see the rest of Drew's outfit -- I suspect it's Levis -- but forever love to her lipstick.

C. Thomas Howell sort of looks like Willem Dafoe here; his date, Lala Zappa, has a very educational Wiki. For one thing, she's not a Zappa -- her aunt was married to Frank Zappa. You do not get to adopt the last name of your aunt's husband, generally. (Ahmet Zappa is in Pump Up the Volume, though, and I assume they're there for him, so they must have been tight.) She also dated C Thomas, and Corey Haim, and then was married to Black Crows singer/Kate Hudson's ex Chris Robinson. (Who is, btw, currently on Wife #4.) What I'm saying is...I think Lala here probably has GREAT STORIES and should perhaps start a newsletter. She also looks very cute here.

McDreamy continues to look thusly; this is his first wife, who was also his manager and acting coach, and who married him when he was 21, and she was 48. That seems quite questionable!

Baby Wil Wheaton and his acid-washed jeans!

Here he is!
