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Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis

Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

If you're interested in knowing what haircut I had for much of high school: BEHOLD!  Other Samantha Mathis facts: (1) She was River Phoenix's girlfriend when he died. (I do not know if there is anything that makes a person MORE of a 90s icon than the combo of making your film debut in a Christian Slater movie and later dating River Phoenix.) (2) She is currently the Vice-President of SAG-AFTRA. Samantha Mathis is second-in-command to ANDREA ZUCKERMAN and people in Hollywood still forget that Gen X exists?! The erasure. (3) Her apartment is very nice.

Samantha Mathis

Actress Samantha Mathis attends the 'Pump Up the Volume' Hollywood Premiere on August 16, 1990 at Mann's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

(This post is a melange of the New York and LA premieres, hence the two looks.) In retrospect, I think this was...exactly what I was going for during much of the 90s. I am now and WAS EVEN THEN concerned by the woman behind Samantha, in what looks like another Clinique Counter lab coat that's layered over bike shorts. WHAT.

Nina Huang and Christian Slater

Nina Huang and Christian Slater during "Pump Up The Volume" New York City Premiere at Loews 19th Street East Cinema in New York City, New York, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Nina Huang could wear this now -- scrunchie and all!! -- and people would be like, "this is very cool." She DOES look cool.

Dorothea Hurley and Jon Bon Jovi

Dorothea Hurley and Jon Bon Jovi (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

It will warm your heart to know that these sweet summer children, originally high school sweethearts, are still together. (Speaking of Gen X: We also all owned these shorts. I'm sorry.)

Robert Englund

Robert Englund during Premiere of "Pump Up the Volume" at Mann's Theater in Hollywood, CA, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

"Freddy Krueger looks pretty good when he's not wearing that mask," thinks the woman in the background. (He sort of looks like Fisher Stevens to me.)

Balthazar Getty

Balthazar Getty (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

How did I -- who loved them both -- not realize until just now that Balthazar Getty had an eyebrow scar, just like Luke Perry?

Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore during Premiere of "Pump Up the Volume" at Mann's Theater in Hollywood, CA, United States. (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

I wish we could see the rest of Drew's outfit -- I suspect it's Levis -- but forever love to her lipstick.

C. Thomas Howell and Lala Zappa

C. Thomas Howell and Lala Zappa at the Premiere of 'Pump Up the Volume', Mann's Chinese Theatre, Hollywood. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

C. Thomas Howell sort of looks like Willem Dafoe here; his date, Lala Zappa, has a very educational Wiki. For one thing, she's not a Zappa -- her aunt was married to Frank Zappa. You do not get to adopt the last name of your aunt's husband, generally. (Ahmet Zappa is in Pump Up the Volume, though, and I assume they're there for him, so they must have been tight.) She also dated C Thomas, and Corey Haim, and then was married to Black Crows singer/Kate Hudson's ex Chris Robinson. (Who is, btw, currently on Wife #4.) What I'm saying is...I think Lala here probably has GREAT STORIES and should perhaps start a newsletter. She also looks very cute here.

Patrick Dempsey and Rocky Parker

HOLLYWOOD - AUGUST 16: Actor Patrick Dempsey and wife Rocky Parker attend the "Pump Up the Volume" Hollywood Premiere on August 16, 1990 at the Mann's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

McDreamy continues to look thusly; this is his first wife, who was also his manager and acting coach, and who married him when he was 21, and she was 48. That seems quite questionable!

Wil Wheaton

Actor Wil Wheaton attending the premiere of Pump up The Volume on August 16, 1990 at Mann Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Baby Wil Wheaton and his acid-washed jeans!

Lou Diamond Phillips

Actor Lou Diamond Phillips attending the premiere of 'Pump Up The Volume' on August 1990 at Mann Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Here he is!

People Wore Some STUFF to the 1990 Premiere of "Pump Up The Volume"
I was VERY into this movie.

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