Brad Pitt

Bradley still has his LUSH AND LUXURIOUS Legends of the Fall hair here and despite his Vintage Dirtbag Hipster outfit here (very au courant in '93, the year I graduated from high school), he has sincerely never been more beautiful. My god.

Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette

Christian Slater also looks incredibly handsome here, and that suit is timeless.

Patricia Arquette and Quentin Tarantino

Patricia Arquette looks VERY early 90s, and also a bit like she's going through a Madonna phase -- or, rather, a Madonna-does-Marlene phase -- which was also very early 90s.

Patricia Arquette

I actually think this dress is beautiful and may well have been vintage. I wish someone had hemmed it a tiny bit for her!

Leonardo DiCaprio

This sweet summer child looks like he just slid into frame a la Cosmo Kramer.

Morris Chestnut

Morris Chestnut is extremely fine -- foine, even! -- and this look takes me BACK.

Neil Patrick Harris and Robin Lively

In which Robin Lively does a favor for a friend. Her curls are resplendent here!

Kimberly Williams

Kimberly Williams's curls are ALSO resplendent and she is dressed like she just got off work at the Olive Garden.

Nicollette Sheridan

Honestly, she looks GORGEOUS here.

Jennie Garth and Daniel Clark

The fact that I saw this photo and thought, "oh, there's Jennie Garth's first husband" just goes to show that celebrity facts you learn in high school NEVER leave your brain.

Luke Perry and Minnie Sharp

Is my heart going to break a little bit every time I see a picture of young Luke Perry for the rest of my life?

Kim Fields

Kim Fields, so fresh-faced and CUTE here. I live for those earrings even now.

Samantha Mathis

She has chosen a DEEPLY 1993 choice here.

Alicia Silverstone and some dude.

This was post-The Crush, and pre-Clueless. To orient you in pop culture time.

Tawny Kitaen

Someone get this woman on top of a car!!!

Sean Penn

Young Sean Penn -- also very handsome. It's just a fact.

Antonio Sabato, Jr. and Virginia Madsen

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm putting this on my holiday card.

Anthony Kiedis

This seems very on brand.

David Arquette and Rosanna Arquette

Also on brand! (Rosanna's outfit is SO MUCH, I could die. I would love to hear her take on this now. It's the height of 90s bohemian velvet glam.)

Bronson Pinchot

And thus we will close out this trip back in time with the dance of joy.

Holy Cow, the 1993 Premiere of "True Romance" Was A RIDE!

PLEASE join me on this journey.