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Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt

Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt at the Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

This is PEAK 90s; I cannot tell you how much I, too, wanted to own those (I think Prada) Mary Janes.

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

I truly think Tori Spelling literally came from the set of 90210 in costume as Donna Martin, specifically from the episode where she is in the "Light The Match" video.

Matt LeBlanc

Matt LeBlanc (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

How YOU doin'?

Courtenay Cox

HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 27: Actress Courteney Cox attends the "Waterworld" Hollywood Premiere on April 27, 1995 at the Mann's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Ron Davis/Getty Images)

This also feels like Peak Courteney Cox.

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon (Photo by S. Granitz/WireImage)

Reese is VERY excited to be at the premiere of one of filmdom's most notorious flops!

Kevin Costner and kids

Kevin Costner, Annie Costner, Lily Costner and Joe Costner (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

The tiny Costnerlettes are adorable! Kevin sort of looks like he's on his way to drinks at the golf club.

Sally Field

Sally Field during "Waterworld" Premiere July 26, 1995 at Mann Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)

Sally Field had not yet learned to put her SPF down her chest, too.

Joey Lawrence

Joey Lawrence during "Waterworld" Premiere July 26, 1995 at Mann Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)

Joey Lawrence apparently stopped for ice cream on the way.

Arnold and Maria

Arnold Schwarzenegger during "Waterworld" Premiere July 26, 1995 at Mann Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)

Everybody really WAS in khakis in 1995. The Gap was right!

Jacqueline Bisset and boyfriend Emin Boztepe

Jacqueline Bisset and boyfriend Emin Boztepe during Premiere of "Waterworld" at Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Jacqueline Bisset and boyfriend Emin Boztepe are no longer together, but he is apparently a successful martial artist!

Ben Stiller And Jeanne Tripplehorn

Ben Stiller And Jeanne Tripplehorn during Premiere of "Waterworld" at Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Next week, on These People Dated?!?!

Don't Ask Me Why I Decided to Look at the Premiere of Waterworld
These things happen.

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