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Naomie Harris and Gong Li

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (601293p) Naomie Harris and Gong Li 'Miami Vice' film premiere, London, Britain - 27 Jul 2006

Naomie Harris could EASILY wear this again now; Gong Li is wearing the dress version of 2006's finest Going Out Tops. (She's wearing it well!)

Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (601293a) Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx 'Miami Vice' film premiere, London, Britain - 27 Jul 2006

Colin Farrell looks like he just fell out of a speeding car; Jamie Foxx looks like he's trying to get out of this conversation before his yacht leaves for Capri.

Ewan McGregor

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (601293h) Ewan McGregor 'Miami Vice' film premiere, London, Britain - 27 Jul 2006

Is that a tuxedo jacket? I regret to tell you Youngs that this is very much how Hot Men dressed in 2006. None of us knew what we were doing. (Obviously, he still could get it.)

Naomie Harris

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640ha) Naomie Harris 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 Naomie Harris World Premiere of 'Miami Vice' at the Mann Village Westwood in Westwood, California on July 20, 2006. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Those were the highlights of the British premiere, which was otherwise attended by REALLY DRUNK Page Three models, which I'm sure was a bonus for Colin. Now, back to the US premiere. Naomie still looks (with the exception of her shoes) TOTALLY FLAWLESS. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Gong Li

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640gw) Gong Li 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 Gong Li World Premiere of 'Miami Vice' at the Mann Village Westwood in Westwood, California on July 20, 2006. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Gong Li's shoes are objectively 2006 Cute but weird with this dress, maybe?

Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640fz) Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell World Premiere of 'Miami Vice' at the Mann Village Westwood in Westwood, California on July 20, 2006. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

These men are handsome and SHOUT OUT to Jose Bernstein's behind them, my go-to for burritos my entire college career. I miss your bean and cheese, Jose Bernstein's! (Now closed, and the site of MANY a health department violation, but still. RIP.)

Garcelle Beauvais

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640gu) Garcelle Beauvais Nilon 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 Garcelle Beauvais Nilon World Premiere of 'Miami Vice' at the Mann Village Westwood in Westwood, California on July 20, 2006. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

She is a TREASURE on RHoBH and I'd just note that this is a little too nightie-adjacent for me.

Michelle Rodriguez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640ge) Michelle Rodriguez 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 Michelle Rodriguez World Premiere of 'Miami Vice' at the Mann Village Westwood in Westwood, California on July 20, 2006. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Michelle Rodriguez IS Indiana Jones!

Regina King

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640fp) Regina King 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 Regina King World Premiere of 'Miami Vice' at the Mann Village Westwood in Westwood, California on July 20, 2006. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

She looks objectively good here but ALSO she's had an incredible glow-up in the past 15 years. So Regina King can truly sleep well tonight knowing this.

Angie Harmon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640fo) Angie Harmon 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 Angie Harmon World Premiere of 'Miami Vice' at the Mann Village Westwood in Westwood, California on July 20, 2006. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Hello, I 10000% owned the Forever 21 version of this top and wore this exact outfit out to bars many MANY MANY times in 2006. (These tops were great for concealing any muffin top you might want to conceal. I am sure Angie Harmon did not suffer from this, however.)

Kelly Rowland

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640ek) Kelly Rowland 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 Kelly Rowland World Premiere of 'Miami Vice' at the Mann Village Westwood in Westwood, California on July 20, 2006. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

She could EASILY wear this today. Well done, Kelly.

Elizabeth Rodriguez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640dv) Elizabeth Rodriguez 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 Elizabeth Rodriguez World Premiere of 'Miami Vice' at the Mann Village Westwood in Westwood, California on July 20, 2006. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

She was in this movie, and this dress is actually very VERY pretty. I suspect it doesn't photograph as pretty as it actually was.

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640cv) Emmanuelle Chriqui 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 Emmanuelle Chriqui World Premiere of 'Miami Vice' at the Mann Village Westwood in Westwood, California on July 20, 2006. Westwood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Sure! Fine! Whatever!

Kelly Hu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (599640bh) Kelly Hu 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006

Totally cute -- this was a platonic ideal of a sundress and sandals look in 2006 and honestly she could ALSO wear this today.

Rachel True

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock (599619db) Rachel True 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006 July 20, 2006 Westwood, California. Rachel True World Premiere of ' Miami Vice ' Mann Village Westwood Theater Photo ® Jim Smeal/BEImages

I'd obviously style this differently now, but this dress is sincerely VERY cute.

Tyrese Gibson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock (599619ah) Tyrese Gibson 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006

Hey, it's Tyrese Gibson! Whose outfit is somehow making him look shorter than he truly is.

Bobby Brown

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock (599619ac) Bobby Brown 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006

Bobby Brown pensively models the XXXXXXL trousers we so often saw on men in this period.

Carrie Ann Inaba

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (599615ao) Carrie Ann Inaba 'Miami Vice' Film Premiere presented by Universal Pictures, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jul 2006

Reasonable! And modeling the shoes that almost every adult woman who needed Fancy Sandals owned at the time.

The 2006 Premiere of Miami Vice Was a Hoot
We're in the "big budget flops of the aughts" portion of our flashbacks.

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