Morena Baccarin

This outfit says to me, "Guess what? I don't care. Whatever. Everyone who watched Firefly loves me no matter what, so enjoy this deranged nightshade and my gym bun, everyone!"

Taraji P. Henson

This look says, "Don't ask me about my skirt purses."

Queen Latifah

And this suggests she's contemplating calling Princess Anne and starting a transatlantic detective agency.

Rumer Willis

That is the LBD version of the Pretty in Pink prom dress. She can hang onto the jacket, though.

Ryan Destiny

Ryan is on Star. And Ryan's face suggests that Ryan knows she has angered the gods somehow by wearing ths outfit, and Ryan's blouse is like, "Oh no I am NOT sticking around for this."

Angela Bassett

Angela, I think, wore a jumpsuit just to try and dim her blinding light and give others a chance, but too bad, Angela: You cannot dim your light, ever.

Adrianne Palicki

Points for creative shoes, Tyra Collette! Now let's talk bracelets.

Camren Bicondova

Um... no. YOU ARE AT WORK, CHILD. UNLESS YOUR WORK INVOLVES EROTIC CARTOONING THEN PUT THIS DOWN.

Gillian Anderson

This is such a reassuring palate cleanser

Halston Sage

This jumpsuit is crazy, but it also has personality. With a couple adjustments -- maybe some chicken cutlets, a bit of hemming -- it might be cool. 

Jamie Chung

I DO like this, although I can never accept shoes that look like tape.

Kaitlin Olson

Hmm. This feels vaguely like she rented it from a costume shop for her courthouse wedding.

Michelle Mitchenor

Ditto, plus a sports bra.

Serayah

Put down the BeDazzler and slowly walk away.

Grace (Gealey) Byers

Boo Boo Kitty look surprisingly good in this, considering a) the pants, and b) the semi-geriatric color.

Sophia Black D'Elia

Conversely, these feel like things a 70s teen would have worn and had it go well for her, but they just don't really click on her.

Ta'Rhonda Jones

Everything is wrong with this except her face. Which isn't the worst way for it to go -- "your face is totally working" is the way I'd go, if I had to/got to pick -- but oh WOW is that an unfortunate configuration of garments.

Jordana Brewster

I like this bodice! We can nitpick the shoes all day, but this isn't bad at all.

Kristen Schaal

That's a big no. This actually feels like something her character on Last Man on Earth would wear, which is not a compliment to most other people.

Emily VanCamp

She and Josh Bowman from Revenge just got engaged. Mazel, kids! That's a nice dress on her.

John Cena and Nikki Bella

See, I wasn't kidding when I said in the NBC post that they hit up both upfronts. And Nikki wore essentially the same dress, but in a different color. The kissing remains the same.

Damon Wayans and Clayne Crawford

Lethal Weapon is a way more likable show than it has a right to be. But I feel like both these two would be happier, and look better, without their waistcoasts.

Jonathan Fernandez

This outfit is quirky as hell and I'm here for it. Let him wear this stuff on actual TV, y'all.

Adam Scott

I cannot co-sign the mustache, but my love for Adam Scott is undimmed. 

Craig Robinson

Wait. Is this... does this suit give him INSANELY weird proportions?

Terry Crews

And then this. Terry. Crews. DID. NOT. JUMP. Y'all know there is something really wrong afoot in the world when Terry Crews is not airborne.

JUST KIDDING. I found this about an hour after I wrote the post and had to drop it in. HE'S AIRBORNE. ALL IS WELL, OR AT LEAST SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN IT WAS A SECOND AGO.

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