MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Dannii Minogue arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
Dannii here actually looks rather great. I decided to lower you very slowly into the pool.
Rebecca Judd
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Rebecca Judd arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
And then BOOM I just changed my mind and shoved you in, and the water is CHILLY.
Harriet Dyer
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Harriet Dyer arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
So Harriet here came to some notoriety in 2016 because of rumors -- and images, and denials -- that she was canoodling with Cate Blanchett's husband. Perhaps her dress is an effort to make sure people are talking about something else.
Sonia Kruger
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Sonia Kruger arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
Split. Leg. Pants. Those bottoms are either the Balmain ones Rosie H-W already sported, or this is a knockoff. Either way, it is slathered in Bad Idea.
Sophie Monk
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Sophie Monk arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
This looks like the pulpy aftermath of a murder.
Ksenija Lukich
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Ksenija Lukich arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
"Well. I look BORING now, by comparison. THANKS EVERYONE."
Olympia Valance
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Olympia Valance arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
This does seem appropriately large and in charge for a woman by the grand name of OLYMPIA VALANCE.
Mavournee Hazel
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Mavournee Hazel arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
Well that is a strange assemblage. It looks like when you really badly drizzle sauce on a plate.
Kate Jenkinson
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Kate Jenkinson arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
... She nailed the color?
Andy Lee, Rebecca Harding
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Andy Lee and Rebecca Harding arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
This feels like such rookie sauce. From the designer, not the wearer. It's some serious 27 Dresses nonsense.
Monika Radulovic
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Monika Radulovic arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
This would look better if we couldn't actually see the slip, and yet, if it weren't where it is, we'd be seeing a lot of OTHER things.
Jessica Mauboy
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Jessica Mauboy arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
Zoom in on the bodice. It's actually possible she glued bits of wedding dresses to a needlepoint canvas.
Belinda Russell
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Belinda Russell arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
Whereas this might be a BeDazzled badminton net. (She DOES look good in it, though.)
Jessica Marais
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Jessica Marais poses with the Logie Award for Best Actress during the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
Naked AND somehow suffocating.
Yael Stone
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Yael Stone arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
I'm sure I have said this before, and yet: I had NO IDEA Yael is Australian. I also don't know how her elbows both caught colds, and yet there they are, sneezing into hankies.
Kristie Bennett
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Kristie Bennett arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
Ah, yes, the classic Trail of TP look.
Stacey June, Kristie Mercer
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Stacey June and Kristie Mercer arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
Two EXACT opposite approaches.
Kerri-Anne Kennerley
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Kerri-Anne Kennerley poses with the Hall Of Fame Logie Award during the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
I feel like a Hall of Fame award recipient should have a full complement of feathers.
Jane Scandizzo, Maria DiGeronimo, Rachel Watts, Lorinska Merrington
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Jane Scandizzo, Maria DiGeronimo, Rachel Watts and Lorinska Merrington arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
These people are apparently on a show called Yummy Mummies. No, really. But they are also a POWERFUL assemblage of no (with the probable exception of the last dress). I feel like they need to be turned into cardboard standies with their faces cut out, so people can poke their own faces in there and take photos. I mean, just when I think the first dress is the worst thing ever, my eye goes back to No. 3, and it's really putting up a fight.
Natalie Hunter
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Natalie Hunter arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
This seems to be Drew Barrymore's Golden Globes dress, or a close knockoff. Kind of makes you appreciate the verve Drew lent to the proceedings.
Jodi Anasta
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Jodi Anasta Gordon arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
I assume Kate Middleton will be seething with rage taht she didn't score this.
Patti Newton
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Patti Newton arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
Apparently Patti's husband Bert is the TV personality pictured on this coat. She says he had pneumonia, so she brought him with her this way. Can't argue with that. If you ask me, we don't get ENOUGH tribute blazers.
Shareena Clanton
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 23: Shareena Clanton arrives at the 59th Annual Logie Awards at Crown Palladium on April 23, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
