Kiernan Shipka
Kiernan Shipka was one of the few actual A-listers at this thing, and her presence to me says "Netflix is worried about the viewing stats for Sabrina, the Teenage Witch." She looks...fine? I am never going to love this sort of Torso Cut-Out situation, and here I sort of think it looks like she pulled a J.Crew skirt up over a crazy bathing suit.
Janelle Monae
Here's another A-lister! This is SO CHARMING and good on her.
Joey King
Speaking of Things Happening To Your Bathing Suit. (Also: I am personally offended by those very tiny bags. You can't even get a phone in that!)
Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer is the other Real Proper Celebrity at this, and she is surely doing her duty for The Voice here. I do not know that I think her pants needed what looks like a horse's mane attached to her leg.
Jodie Sweetin
"HELLO! I am TOTALLY WILLING to talk about Lori Laughlin!" (I have some fit issues with this dress, but I have to applaud her for a good shoe choice.)
Andrea Barber
ALSO a smart shoe choice on Kimmy Gibbler -- a bright spot in a look that literally caused me to say, "oh no Kimmy Gibbler" to my laptop.
Candace Cameron Bure
I mean, sure. This is a little cocktail for this event, but whatever. It's not like she committed a federal crime.
Skai Jackson
This is very fun on her.
Savannah May
This kid is an actress named Savannah May, and I just want to note that "Savannah May" as a stage name feels VERY "I was a big star on a reality show on 2009 and just dropped my actual last name to try to make it as an actress," although I suppose it COULD be her actual name. Savannah, how's your aunt Theresa doing? Things seem...COMPLICATED for her. Anyway, I don't like THESE shoes but this outfit is kind of kicky for A Young.
Lana Condor
She's a dish, but that top plus the pigtails feels a little...Milk Maid. This outfit would look cooler, I think, with just a really well-done white tee shirt. (Like one of the ones Karla Welch does with Levis.)
Caleb McLaughlin
However! Don't fret, because the Stranger Things boys continue to be very stylish indeed.
Peyton Elizabeth Lee
She's 14, and actually the socks/heels thing totally works for me on such a young woman -- it keeps the heels from being too sexy. This look feels very Young Zendaya to me (that is a compliment).
Migos
"The knees on these trousers are fascinating!!" is a thing I just said.
Tia Mowry
Sure! I'm always here for an Interesting Blazer.
Saniyya Sidney
She's on The Passage, and boy is she cute. (She's only 12. It must be SO HARD to style a 12 year-old girl.)
Tyga and his child
I feel QUITE CONFIDENT that no kids are picking TYGA, who famously wrote a song that was defensive about having sex with Kylie Jenner when she was underage. (His little boy, whose Mom is Blac Chyna, is CUTE AS A BUTTON, however.) I suspect he is at this because he's in the third season of the Scream anthology that's supposed to be on MTV this year, and Nickelodeon and MTV are both owned by Viacom. CORPORATE SYNERGY!!!! (It's also awkward/scripted that he's there, given that Kylie opened the show. Welcome back to the KUWTK writer's room, Tyga!)
Isabela Moner
This skirt looks like she stapled a toilet seat cover to a belt.
Speidi
I am QUITE SURE that Kids Today do not even know who Speidi are!!!!! (The Hills reboot is also, obvs, on MTV.) I am really concerned about Spencer's pants -- you're supposed to tie the drawstring, Spencer! -- but I'm also kindly weirdly proud of them that they're still married and also that baby is a squashy muffin.