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Chrissy Teigen
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
Wearing Georges Hobeika same outfit as catwalk model *10531304ao
In some photos, the slit on this was TERRIFYING, but this color is beyond superb on her and it moves really, really beautifully. (Some of it looks crocheted, which is really cool.)
Joan Smalls in Schiaparelli
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Joan Smalls
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
Oooh I don't know. The colors on this are fantastic but the top looks a bit like she's plonked on glitter-covered nipple shields?
Candice Swanepoel in Zuhair Murad
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Candice Swanepoel
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
Wearing Zuhair Murad
This is ABSURD but it's also got an amazing Old Hollywood vibe that does make it apropos for this event. This looks like something the heroine of a 50s musical might wear before ripping off the skirt and launching into a tap routine.
Emily Ratajkowski in custom Inamorata
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Emily Ratajkowski
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
This is her own line. And this is just...well, the skirt is fine, but the top looks like she's a girl binding her breasts to go undercover as a boy in the Union army.
Adriana Lima in Ralph & Russo
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Adriana Lima
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
Wearing Ralph and Russo same outfit as catwalk model *10530929as
We need to discuss the situation with her leg. It's a....stocking that encompasses her foot? Is that, in the grand scheme of human existence, truly neccessary?
Winnie Harlow in Vivienne Westwood
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Winnie Harlow
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
Wearing Vivienne Westwood
This is dramatic and also feels a bit like she ran through a bridal clothesline.
Barbara Palvin in Versace, Dylan Sprouse
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Barbara Palvin and Dylan Sprouse
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
I'd watch this CW nighttime soap.
Alessandra Ambrosio in Armani Prive
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Alessandra Ambrosio
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
This is very Gentleman Prefer Blondes from the front; the back of this dress is all black, but when photographed this way, it sort of looks like a tiny nun is shadowing her.
Jessica Hart in Louis Vuitton
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Jessica Hart
Mercedes-Benz Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
She went to the Mercedes Benz party with Mercedes Benz and this dress DOES sort of look like fine leather upholstry of a luxury car. I like it more than that sounds.
Taylor Hill in Ralph & Russo
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Taylor Hill
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
WHAT. This looks like she blew into town on the winds of a tornado through a blue-ribbon quality rose garden.
Heidi Klum in Georges Hobeika
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Heidi Klum
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
This has a faint Charo vibe, but she also looks VERY cute in it?
Heidi Klum in Jean Paul Gaultier
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Heidi Klum
Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Viewing Party, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
And she should have worn the first one all night.
Amber Valletta in Saint Laurent
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Amber Valletta
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
Reasonable!
Adria Arjona in Armani Prive
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Adria Arjona
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
Striped!
Hailey Bieber in Versace
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Hailey Bieber
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
Wearing Versace Couture, Shoes by Jimmy Choo
As far as this genre goes, this isn't at all bad.
Sara Sampaio in Armani Prive
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Sara Sampaio
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
This is simple and very elegant.
Karolina Kurkova in Etro
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Karolina Kurkova
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
when will this madness end when when, friends. when
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Saint Laurent and Jason Statham
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
This dress might be secretly really rad?
Behati Prinsloo
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Behati Prinsloo
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
I cannot really explain what's happening here but it feels...very aughts.
Halima Aden in By Fang
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Halima Aden
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
