Sharon Stone in D&G

I believe Sharon's entire Cannes wardrobe was D&G, which....you know how I feel about this. She does look great in this, but I'm tired.

Sharon Stone and Roan Bronstein Stone

This might be the first time I've seen Sharon's son Roan! He's cute -- and I like his snazzy leopard mask.

Faretta in Alberta Ferretti

This is extremely reasonable.

Dylan Penn in Chanel Couture

She made the right decision not to wear the matching jacket. I know this is Chanel couture but it feels so underwhelming to me.

Julianne Hough in Nicolas Jebrab

It's been a while since we've seen JuHou! She looks superb in this, honestly. Very Old Hollywood and really pretty.

Ludovica Pagani in Redemption

But I really want to know more about her bag! (Technically, I do know about it: It's Benedetta Bruzziches and it's 700 Euro.)

Dasha Yanina in (obvs) Yanina

Honestly, this is very fun.

Mao Xiaoxing on Bottega Veneta

Apparently, this dress is REVERSIBLE!

Sofia Resing in Boss

This feels pleasantly streamlined.

James Turlington

His given name is James Turlington Carter and I understand why he dropped the Carter to pursue modeling after he stopped playing professional baseball (in the minors) but he didn't even have to because anyone with the gift of sight can tell which 90s supermodel is in his family tree. (She's his aunt.)

Rachel Brosnahan in custom Vivienne Westwood

SOMEONE has missed getting dressed up for events! TBH, I think this is fantastic on her, and very fantastical -- which is right for the event.

Kennedy Yanko in Christopher John Rogers

Love the color, love the shoe choice, needs the hoik!

Coco König in Tony Ward

This has a powerful CHER VIBE.

Claudia Carpentier in Christophe Guillarmé

I cannot really complain about this!

Barbara Valente in Bottega Veneta

This is so fun and charming.

Isabel Getty in Stéphane Rolland

This is a lot!

Ivy Love Getty in Stéphane Rolland

As is this. These two are Getty Gettys, so richer-than-God oil heiresses and as such, are practically expected to be highly eccentric. (They're cousins, not sisters:

Chloe Lecareux in Redemption

This has a very pleasing Greek Goddess vibe to it.

Anna Andres

Ah, we see the return of the Two-Face Dress -- a dress which is skimpy and sexy on one side and long and drapey on the other.

Kimberley Garner

VERY REASONABLE.

Bella Thorne in Miu Miu

This is all sequins, which means I have erred in not placing her in the sequins post. I'll give myself some time off to think about what I've done. Otherwise, I wish that black tab were perhaps gold?

Lyna Khoudri in Chanel

So, she is 28 but I swear that every time I see her, I think she's 14 or so. Her face (and haircut) is VERY young and has shades of Millie Bobby Brown; if I were her stylist, I think I'd be aiming to dress her a little older.

Cindy Bruna in Jean Paul Gaultier

THIS IS A HOOT, full stop. The marriage of a duvet and a blazer! PLEASE NEVER STOP.

Sherry Shi

Sherry's like, "I can't believe I have to follow the duvet blazer. The duvazer."

Jessica Wang (in Nicolas Jebran)

This looks perfectly glam on the carpet, but it looks AMAZING in movement on her Instagram. (And apparently she should have been in our Sequins Post. Sorry, Jessica!)

Ash Foo

She looks great in this.

Madison Headrick in Azzaro

And SHE looks great in THIS.

Nina Dobrev in Mônot

J'adore her and truly want her to get a gig on a high-profile prestige nighttime drama. I DO think this dress was originally made for a person with a shorter torso?

Natasja Madsen

Sure, sure.

Chiara Sampaio in Azzaro

Yes, yes.

Lous and the Yakuza in Mônot

Right, right. (Actually, also: GREAT shoes.)

Alicia Rountree

We are DEEP into the section of ensembles that I can only dub Quite Cannes-y Cannes.

Lydia Bielen

I can't believe I'm about to type this, but I wish this illusion netting were MORE sheer.

Margaux Mester

This is like PEAK CANNES-Y CANNES.

Jenke Ahmed

Phew, a palate cleanser.

Nibar Midar

Something about this ruffle puts me in mind of a table runner.

Cynthia Arrebola

How many times a week do you think she's mistaken for Kendall Jenner?

Carine Roitfeld

Honestly, this feels slightly half-baked for Carine.

Oriane Strohhacker

Ah! She is gorgeous, but the star of her look here is CLEARLY that choker.

Vicky Krieps in Chanel

This is EXTREMELY Chanel.

Natasha Poly in Redemption

This One Swoopy Arm works better for me than the previous one.

Julian Lennon

Celebrity child number three!

Hana Cross in Mônot

"What if a bikini were actually a formal gown????"

Stella Maxwell in Versace

It seems like we've seen less Versace at this Cannes than in previous Cannes. This also somewhat feels like a bathing suit that took a magical potion and grew into a full gown.

Rose Bertram in Nicolas Jebran

Nicolas Jebran, on the other hand, has REALLY cornered the Cannes Model Market. And, in fairness, this is VERY cute on her.

Spike Lee

Spike continues to serve.

Mj Rodriguez in Etro

Mj! Congrats on your Emmy nomination and also this dress looks good on you, which is difficult, considering how much of it is just like....dramatically wrapped pieces of fabric.

Maike Inga in Aadnevik

And this looks surprisingly cool, despite the fact that it might also be a costume from a 1960s movie about really chic aliens taking over our spaceships. WELL DONE.

The Rest of the amFar Gala Brought Former Winners of Both Golden Globes AND Fug Madness

Plus a current Emmy nominee, and several famous off-spring.