Maren Morris (in vintage Dior)and Ryan Hurd
I LOVE that Maren is wearing vintage. Let's see more of this! (However, the "this" in question does sort of feel like Dior was inspired by sexy villagers in Kevin Costner's seminal masterwood Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves. I'm kinda joking because that movie is bad but I also DID see it more than once in the theatre.)
Brock Davies, and Scheana Shay
I am DISTRESSED by this and actually shrieked when I saw it. This is a niche piece of info, but if you still watched Vanderpump Rules -- as OF COURSE I do -- you know that Brock here is a newcomer who is engaged to Scheana and has a baby with her and he is NOT a country music star BUT I am worried that now he WANTS TO be and that Scheana will be bankrolling this. She, however, looks great.
Rachael Kirkconnell, Matt James
I did not realize these two were still together, but admittedly, I have drifted away from The Bachelor. I am sure I will eventually get sucked back in but like WHO wanted Jesse Palmer to become the new Chris Harrison when Tayisha and Kaitlyn were so good?
Caroline Munsick and Ian Munsick
Speaking of reality shows, I do not know ANYTHING about these folks but just their outfits make me think I'd watch a TV show about them. (He is a musician, but he doesn't have a Wiki.)
Old Dominion
Old Dominion look like a bunch of polite, middle-aged vampires here.
Preston Brust and Chris Lucas (and dates)
The dudes here are in a group called LoCash but I feel like I could have told you this was somehow related to Floribama Shore, and you'd buy it. I feel like I could also have convinced some of you that one of them was Pitbull. ALSO they wrote a song called "Beers to Catch Up On," which works. (This all sounds fun, tbh!)
Lady A
Ah, yes! Continuing their years-long tradish of all looking like they're going to totally different events -- or at least like they're three strangers at the same party who randomly ended up in a photo together because they just all happened to be by the dip at the same time. (Hilary's suit IS really cute, though.)
Parmalee
This is a band called Parmalee, and if I had been asked to explain what Parmalee was before now, I am concerned that I would have said a brand of pasta sauce. I need to brush up on my country groups! (They were in a shoot out during an attempted robbery!) They look pretty dapper and also a bit like they thought this event was on St. Patrick's Day.
Jason Aldean and Brittany Kerr
Pictures of these two always just scream "InTouch has done a LOT of stories about our relationship" to me.
Morgane Stapleton and Chris Stapleton
He's one of those musicians who always just looks like himself. (Which is a good thing!)
Morgan Evans and Kelsea Ballerini (in Saint Laurent)
Big finish! Kelsea looks mildly irked here. I assume they had a fight on the way over about whether or not he turned off the water feature.