Tom Hiddleston and Zawe Ashton

She looks resplendent in this and apparently Hiddles agrees. (Also, his green velvet suit is DIVINE.)

Taylor Russell

Believe it or not, I think this hem is...perfect. So is her red lip.

Jenna Coleman

This perhaps also could have used a stronger lip or a cool bangle? Just one more little touch.

Nicole Scherzinger

I mean, this is overall unimpeachable -- although this photo has a little Waxed Figure vibe to it.

Hayley Atwell

WITCHY.

Tuppence Middleton

Shh, I love it.

Sheila Atim

This is a VERY high degree of difficulty...which she clears, easily.

Paloma Faith

Maybe ever so slightly too daytime, but the retro vibes (I think) rescue it for night. I find this whole look really charming.

Billy Porter

Billy feels SLIGHTLY like a person who got scolded by his parents about his too-revealing outfit and this was the compromise.

Ruth Wilson

Reasonable, certainly, but not memorable, particularly. But they don't always have to be.

Celinde Schoenmaker

This is truly charming. I love it.

Anjana Vasan

And this is FUN.

The Evening Standard Theatre Awards Were Less Sparkly Than Years Past

But we've still got much to discuss.