The Afterparties: More Sheers, As Usual

Shay Mitchell in Dundas

Celebrities attend 19th Annual Post-Golden Globes Party hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and InStyle at The Beverly Hilton Hotel at Beverly Hilton Hotel. Featuring: Shay Mitchell Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 08 Jan 2018 Credit: Brian To/WENN.com

This. Is. Insane. It's underpants, body hose, and a dropcloth.

Nope, dosen't matter how you work your taffeta ponytail. NONE of it succeeds except for your face.

Hailey Baldwin in Dsquared2

This is ALSO unbelievably heinous. The Globes have a long proud tradition of having people show up nearly naked at the afterparties, and so I guess Hailey decided she should pick up that thrown gauntlet this year? But why is her HEAD so lazily done, then? People confuse me.

Chloe Bridges

I mean, I guess there WAS a movie about the circus nominated.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton would like to remind you that she can still be Maximum Paris Hilton.

Nicole Scherzinger

And Nicole Scherzinger would just like to remind you, period.

Malin Akerman

Confession: This photo was mis-dated, so it wasn't until after I down- and uploaded it that I realized this is from a pre-party on Saturday. But we're here now, and it's HILARIOULY TERRIBLE, so let's all just enjoy it. Much as Malin is enjoying her massive pelvic pocket.

Sistine Stallone

We are seeing A LOT here.

Carmen Electra

This feels like the lined cousin to that one.

Janina Gavankar

This could have been so cute on another night, and also maybe white-based, with colored stripes. So... if it was something else entirely, basically.

Ali Larter

Halle Berry Lite.

Ahna O'Reilly

That's a lot of work for a bra.

Kaley Cuoco

ANOTHER cousin. I want to combine them.

Laverne Cox

And, more lingerie.

Nicola Peltz

This one always wears sheer stuff, so it figures that the ONE time she technically doesn't, it is meant to LOOK like it's sheer. It's terrible. Like she's prepping for a chest x0ray.

Lady Victoria Hervey

Of COURSE.