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Heidi Klum

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 31: Heidi Klum attends "America's Got Talent" Season 16 at Dolby Theatre on August 31, 2021 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

This is fine. It's got a real '60's fee. I keep expecting marabou slippers and for her to offer me a tray of crab puffs with one hand while puffing on a cigarette in a long holder.

Sofia Vergara

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 31: Sofía Vergara attends "America's Got Talent" Season 16 at Dolby Theatre on August 31, 2021 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Business as usual.

Simon Cowell

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 31: Simon Cowell attends "America's Got Talent" Season 16 at Dolby Theatre on August 31, 2021 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/WireImage)

Sign. America, do not listen to this man about whether or not you have talent. He cannot even get his own clothes sorted out. Now he looks like he's shrinking.

Howie Mandel

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 31: Howie Mandel attends "America's Got Talent" Season 16 at Dolby Theatre on August 31, 2021 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/WireImage)

"MASKS ARE THE JAM!!!"

Heidi Klum Must Be Very Jet-Lagged
Though she looks awake.

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