The America's Got Talent Red Carpet Has Got... Problems

Mel B

Hollywood, CA - Contestants arrive for the 'America's Got Talent' Season 12 Post Show Red Carpet, held at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California. Pictured: Mel B BACKGRID USA 15 AUGUST 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: MediaPunch / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

And then, this: A cocktail of Lady Gaga and Katy Perry and Jennifer Lopez at their most absolutely parched. It's like if Liberace designed a line of fig leaves.

Mel B

I don't care if it's jewels: It's NEVER flattering to look like a whole bunch of ANYTHING has just shot out of your backside.

Howie Mandel

Speaking of shooting... honestly, this is really tone deaf. Violent shit just happened, and while gunshots may not have been involved, weapons were waved. Maybe he thought he was being clever, but put it away, Howie. You aren't.

Heidi Klum

Heidi actually looks FINE, if slightly as if she's modeling a pajamagram.

Tyra Banks

And Miss Tyra... she's making Life Size 2, and there's definitely a Living Barbie element to this. But the dress is cute, and the hair is great; I just wish her skirt were longer, and looked less like she's a cheerleader at Doll State.