The Angry Birds 2 Premiere

Julius Tennon, Genesis Tennon, Viola Davis

Premiere of Columbia Pictures 'The Angry Birds Movie 2' at the Regency Theater Westwood in Los Angeles, California on August 10, 2019 Featuring: Julius Tennon, Genesis Tennon, Viola Davis Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 Aug 2019 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com

Oscar Winner Viola Davis is not in Angry Birds 2: Get Mad! (Although MANY people are in it and just chose not to come to this. Like, Peter Dinklage and Awkwafina and Jason Sudeikis are in it. Doing just a voice role must be a nice change for an actor. You can roll up in whatever and you don't have to go on some intense diet.) ANYWAY! I suspect Viola and Julius just wanted a nice family day out and everyone looks delightful! Viola looks so breezy in that orange dress.

Sterling K. Brown, Ryan Michelle Bathe and family

This is ALSO an adorable family. Sterling K sort of looks like his top half is in costume for Hamilton, but Ryan's leopard print number is cute and also really who cares because LOOK AT THEIR CHILDREN.

Rachel Bloom

Premiere of Columbia Pictures 'The Angry Birds Movie 2' at the Regency Theater Westwood in Los Angeles, California on August 10, 2019 Featuring: Rachel Bloom Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 Aug 2019 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com

Rachel's hair is cute and a short, shiny dress is just about right for this event. (That bird behind her agrees.)

Leslie Jones in Lia Stublla

Premiere of Columbia Pictures 'The Angry Birds Movie 2' at the Regency Theater Westwood in Los Angeles, California on August 10, 2019 Featuring: Leslie Jones Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 Aug 2019 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com

I love you, Leslie, and this fringe is GOOD! It might be a little snug, and I also think I might have made it into a mini-dress, but whatever: Carry on!

Dove Cameron

Premiere of Columbia Pictures 'The Angry Birds Movie 2' at the Regency Theater Westwood in Los Angeles, California on August 10, 2019 Featuring: Dove Cameron Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 Aug 2019 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com

Dove's shirt says "sustainable is sexy," and she is really leaning into the Saturday Afternoon Premiere Vibes here. (I think she looks very cute, but she's definitely a tiny bit underdressed.)

Adina Porter

This looks breezy. It might need some earrings?

Beck Bennett, Jessy Hodges

Premiere of Columbia Pictures 'The Angry Birds Movie 2' at the Regency Theater Westwood in Los Angeles, California on August 10, 2019 Featuring: Beck Bennett, Jessy Hodges Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 Aug 2019 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com

I cannot figure out Beck Bennett's pants. Are they....joggers? Are they...suit pants, rolled up to be more casual? They don't match the blazer but they're not THAT different from the blazer? I feel like the move here was jeans, Beck Bennett. (Jessy looks cute!)

Jojo Siwa

Premiere of Columbia Pictures 'The Angry Birds Movie 2' at the Regency Theater Westwood in Los Angeles, California on August 10, 2019 Featuring: Jojo Siwa Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 Aug 2019 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com

Okay. So, I've been studiously ignoring Jojo because she is not for me -- in the sense that she is really, REALLY not aiming for my demographic and her red carpet efforts are basically child-oriented costumes, as I guess her main fan group are little kids? (She was on Dance Moms although I must not have watched that season, and she's...a YouTube singer? Sure.) Anyway, she's very VERY popular with a subset of children and good for her! Dressing like this is kind of her schtick. HOWEVER: I decided to look up how old she is -- I sincerely thought she was 12 -- and it came to my attention that she is 16. SURELY there will come a time when this teenager is not going to want to put this outfit on anymore, right? Is this going to turn into a battle with her Dance Mom? I hope her Dance Parents are putting all her money into a trust! Suddenly I have a lot of concerns, all of which are totally unfounded because I literally don't know anything about this!