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# The Ballet Opening
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-ballet-opening/
- Published: 2019-09-27T15:45:45.000Z
- Updated: 2019-09-27T05:21:12.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

## SJP in Zac Posen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/09/shutterstock_editorial_10425540av-1569558332.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/Shutterstock (10425540av) Sarah Jessica Parker Eighth Annual New York City Ballet Fall Fashion Gala , Arrivals, USA - 26 Sep 2019

I sincerely would have guessed this was Vivienne Westwood. That thing is kneading her boobs so hard that they will rise after 45 minutes in a warm place. 

## SJP

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2019/09/shutterstock_editorial_10425552e-1569558351.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/Shutterstock (10425552e) Sarah Jessica Parker New York Ballet Fall Fashion Gala , Arrivals, USA - 26 Sep 2019

At least she gives the people what they want.

## Laverne Cox in Zac Posen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/09/shutterstock_editorial_10425568l-1569558305.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/Shutterstock (10425568l) Laverne Cox New York Ballet Fall Fashion Gala , Arrivals, USA - 26 Sep 2019

This is better, but also still potentially boob-creasing. Also, let's face it, everything for a while is going to pale in comparison [to this.](https://gofugyourself.com/photos/met-opera-opening/metropolitan-opera-opening-night-gala-arrivals-lincoln-center-new-york-usa-23-sep-2019-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Kelly Ripa in Zac Posen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/09/shutterstock_editorial_10425540au-1569558318.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/Shutterstock (10425540au) Kelly Ripa Eighth Annual New York City Ballet Fall Fashion Gala , Arrivals, USA - 26 Sep 2019

Is that a translucent navel frame? Oh KELLY.

## Amy Sedaris

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/09/shutterstock_editorial_10425540br-1569558341.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/Shutterstock (10425540br) Amy Sedaris Eighth Annual New York City Ballet Fall Fashion Gala , Arrivals, USA - 26 Sep 2019

I feel like if someone made a ballet of Amy Sedaris's life, this would actually be one of the costumes, so I guess in THAT sense it's a hit?

[Whoa, SJPAnd whoa, Zac Posen.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2019/09/shutterstock_editorial_10425552e-1569558351.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/whoa-sjp-09-2019/)