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Sarah Jessica Parker
Eighth Annual New York City Ballet Fall Fashion Gala , Arrivals, USA - 26 Sep 2019
I sincerely would have guessed this was Vivienne Westwood. That thing is kneading her boobs so hard that they will rise after 45 minutes in a warm place.
SJP
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Sarah Jessica Parker
New York Ballet Fall Fashion Gala , Arrivals, USA - 26 Sep 2019
At least she gives the people what they want.
Laverne Cox in Zac Posen
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Laverne Cox
New York Ballet Fall Fashion Gala , Arrivals, USA - 26 Sep 2019
This is better, but also still potentially boob-creasing. Also, let's face it, everything for a while is going to pale in comparison to this.
Kelly Ripa in Zac Posen
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Kelly Ripa
Eighth Annual New York City Ballet Fall Fashion Gala , Arrivals, USA - 26 Sep 2019
Is that a translucent navel frame? Oh KELLY.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Eighth Annual New York City Ballet Fall Fashion Gala , Arrivals, USA - 26 Sep 2019
I feel like if someone made a ballet of Amy Sedaris's life, this would actually be one of the costumes, so I guess in THAT sense it's a hit?
