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Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730bk) Zoe Kravitz 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

Seriously, I'd never gotten Audrey from her before, but this eyebrow shape is very evocative. The dress, however? NOT Audrey.

Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12819731am) Zoe Kravitz 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022 Wearing Saint Laurent

PEEKABOOB.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730bp) Zoe Kravitz 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

I don't know if this was custom-made for the premiere, or not. It certainly SEEMS to have a Catwoman-esque look to it. Like, her boobs are going to glare at me in a minute and then meow. I know the Internet is falling over itself for this, but when you look at it up close, it just looks sort of painful, like they're oozing out of the cutouts.

Robert Pattinson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730bb) Robert Pattinson 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

Remember when he would show up at things with what LOOKED like four days' worth of bed-and-bar head? He's cleaned up THAT hair. This is all very chiseled and brooding and as if he want to sell you some cologne.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730au) Robert Pattinson 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022 Wearing Dior

And then, WOMP WOMP, he's wearing a suit three sizes too large.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730dk) Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravitz 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

At least these two seem to enjoy each other. That must make work more pleasant.

Andy Serkis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730ap) Andy Serkis 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

Meanwhile, Andy looks like Andy. He's got his baby bouffant in order.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730am) Andy Serkis 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

SURPRISE! It's... flappy zip-off panels? This only seems useful if he has first irreparably stained the plaid.

Lorraine Ashbourne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730z) Lorraine Ashbourne 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

His wife, by the way, looks extremely cool in either close-up OR from far away.

Jeffrey Wright

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730r) Jeffrey Wright 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

Here, Jeffrey Wright looks like your most soothing, popular lit professor, the one whose students NEVER buy the Cliffs Notes.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730n) Jeffrey Wright 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

SURPRISE! There's no surprise. He STILL looks that way.

Paul Dano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730ab) Paul Dano 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

Paul also didn't play the GOTCHA game. He looks dapper.

Yinka Bokinni

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12819730a) Yinka Bokinni 'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022

I love this green on her. But the trouser hem is so awkward. We are so close to spying feet, and yet so far.

The Batman Premiere Was Full of Fashion Surprises
Several of the full outfits here gave me an "Oh!" moment of leaning back from my monitor. So we're going to start with some close-ups, like this one of Zoe Kravitz in which -- between the strong brow and the short bangs and the cheekbones -- she's serving a surprising amount of Audrey Hepburn. [Photos: David Fisher, Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock]

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