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Zoe Kravitz
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
Seriously, I'd never gotten Audrey from her before, but this eyebrow shape is very evocative. The dress, however? NOT Audrey.
Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent
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Zoe Kravitz
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
Wearing Saint Laurent
PEEKABOOB.
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Zoe Kravitz
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
I don't know if this was custom-made for the premiere, or not. It certainly SEEMS to have a Catwoman-esque look to it. Like, her boobs are going to glare at me in a minute and then meow. I know the Internet is falling over itself for this, but when you look at it up close, it just looks sort of painful, like they're oozing out of the cutouts.
Robert Pattinson
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Robert Pattinson
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
Remember when he would show up at things with what LOOKED like four days' worth of bed-and-bar head? He's cleaned up THAT hair. This is all very chiseled and brooding and as if he want to sell you some cologne.
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Robert Pattinson
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
Wearing Dior
And then, WOMP WOMP, he's wearing a suit three sizes too large.
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Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravitz
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
At least these two seem to enjoy each other. That must make work more pleasant.
Andy Serkis
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Andy Serkis
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
Meanwhile, Andy looks like Andy. He's got his baby bouffant in order.
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Andy Serkis
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
SURPRISE! It's... flappy zip-off panels? This only seems useful if he has first irreparably stained the plaid.
Lorraine Ashbourne
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Lorraine Ashbourne
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
His wife, by the way, looks extremely cool in either close-up OR from far away.
Jeffrey Wright
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Jeffrey Wright
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
Here, Jeffrey Wright looks like your most soothing, popular lit professor, the one whose students NEVER buy the Cliffs Notes.
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Jeffrey Wright
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
SURPRISE! There's no surprise. He STILL looks that way.
Paul Dano
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Paul Dano
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
Paul also didn't play the GOTCHA game. He looks dapper.
Yinka Bokinni
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Yinka Bokinni
'The Batman' film premiere, London, UK - 23 Feb 2022
I love this green on her. But the trouser hem is so awkward. We are so close to spying feet, and yet so far.