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Ayo Edebiri in Chanel

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 15: Ayo Edebiri attends FX's "The Bear" Final Family Meal Event at Nine Orchard on June 15, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

This gossamer shift is very delicate and pretty on her. I'm sort of amazed I can't see MORE through it?

Molly Gordon

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 15: Molly Gordon attends FX's "The Bear" Final Family Meal Event at Nine Orchard on June 15, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/WireImage)

I feel like she should be wearing this with Doc Marten boots.

Jeremy Allen White

Jeremy Allen White at FX's "The Bear" Final Family Meal Event Red Carpet held at Nine Orchard on June 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/Variety via Getty Images)

JAW looks like he's an actual waiter. For real, though, he seems a trifle overdressed but in a way that I appreciate -- it's rare that the MEN look fancy.

Sarah Ramos

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 15: Sarah Ramos attends FX's "The Bear" Final Family Meal Event at Nine Orchard on June 15, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/WireImage)

Haddie Braverman is having a baby. This looks comfy AND like she could just wear it to the hospital as a nightgown if her water breaks.

Liza Colon-Zayas

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 15: Liza Colón-Zayas attends FX's "The Bear" Final Family Meal Event at Nine Orchard on June 15, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Trippy, and I mean that as a compliment. I will miss the side characters on this show perhaps a bit more than the mains.

Lionel Boyce

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 15: attends FX's "The Bear" Final Family Meal Event at Nine Orchard on June 15, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/FilmMagic)

This begins a string of mustaches. First up: Lionel, whom I love, and whose tie seems strangely small.

Will Poulter

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 15: Will Poulter attends FX's "The Bear" Final Family Meal Event at Nine Orchard on June 15, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/WireImage)

The gap between where his undershirt ends and his rolled cuffs begins is oddly noticeable.

Matty Matheson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 15: Matty Matheson attends FX's "The Bear" Final Family Meal Event at Nine Orchard on June 15, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/WireImage)

He looks as harried as if they perhaps DID make him cook. (He's a real-life chef, so at least that would make sense.)

Ebon Moss-Bachrach

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 15: Ebon Moss-Bachrach attends FX's "The Bear" Final Family Meal Event at Nine Orchard on June 15, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/WireImage)

Okay, I guess it wasn't Mustache Row so much as a cluster of various facial hair configurations. He looks like the fill-in captain for your boat charter, whom they had to pull out of retirement when the main guy got food poisoning.

Oh Hey, The Bear Is Ending Soonish
That came fast.

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