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Bandaid Cartilage, 2004

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

Look at this CHILD, at the Monte Carlo TV Festival! Never you mind that this child is approximately 28 years of age in this photo. I think we can all agree that he looks like a veritable fetus. (I believe he was promoting a British TV movie he made in which he played Steven Hawking. I'm sure he and Eddie Redmayne discussed this at some point.)

Balayage Keratin Treatment, 2004

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

This is AMAZING. You are a CHILD, sir!

Bennigans Chilis and Ioan Gruffudd, 2007

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

It's a relief to know that Ioan is AGELESS.

Butterfinger Candycorn, 2010

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

This looks like an outtake from A Very British Edition of International Male.

Bowlcut Clippers, 2010

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

BENEDICT. What is happening on your head?!?! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?

Backbend Catapault, 2010

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

This is jaunty, and also kind of like he just escaped from three days on a lifeboat after his yacht sank.

Bowlerhat Caphead, 2010

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

I feel like this might be a period in Cumberbunny's life that he privately looks back on as his "hat period."

Brandywine CashmereCoat, 2011

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

What did I just tell you?

Bowdlerize Capslock, 2011

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

YES, he's draped in velvet, and YES those shoes are glittery. This is not the only time he's worn them, either.

Bagel Croissant 2011

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

I admit that I think it's possible that Gary Oldman and his sunglasses are the real star of this shot.

Bandolier Custardcakes 2011

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

I just couldn't resist giving a little love to Colin Firth, Gary Oldman, and John Hurt, all in their tuxes.

Bonsai Clove 2012

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

Suspenders!

Brunch Cocktails 2013

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

We've entered the period I call, "someone got a stylist." And she or he is very good at his or her job. This coat is DIVINE.

Bandage Castoroil 2013

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

EVERYONE enjoys a little tie-straightening.

Baguette Camembert 2013

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

As well as jovial pointing.

Brie Cheddar, 2013

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

And/or potentially too-short scarves.

Brandy Champagne, 2013

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

This is quite dashing.

Bingo Crapshoot, 2013

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

And this is very dapper, and has the added benefit of Lady Mary and Branson, lending a hand.

Benedict Canyon, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

Speaking of Downton, hello, Cousin Matthew!

Benediction Catechism, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

And if that was the Downton era of this slideshow, now I welcome you to the part of this retrospective wherein we get to revisit a variety of outfits on Keira Knightley.

Brolly Canoodler, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

And who doesn't love to see a gentleman jauntily deploying an umbrella?

Bienvenue Ciao, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

He looks very handsome here, it's true, but I also wanted to look at this dress on Keira again.

Banana Cantaloupe, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

Both BC and Tom Ford wear their formal wear very well. (And, for a moment, I did think Tom was wearing a green cape.)

Bolero Crossfit, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

He looks very handsome here, but the real star is Windsor Castle back there.

Prince William and Bouquet Candelabra, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch and Prince William

"And I was like, 'Kate, he's NOT going to give me any Sherlock spoilers.' I mean...right?"

Boutonniere Costco, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

One of my favorite things about writing retrospectives like this is seeing when spouses or noteworthy exes arrive on the scene in a major way. Here's Sophie! (Who I think always looks very well-dressed.)

Beeswax Cardinals, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

NEVER FORGET. Any man who helps out making his own wax figure deserves a gold star.

Beehive Cockatoo, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

And then there was his brief flirtation with a penguin.

Bantamweight Counterweight, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

There's always something appealing about a man in glasses.

Bubblegum Chewinggum, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

The pose in this photo makes him slightly look as if THIS is his finished waxwork.

Beachy Campfire, 2015

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

A classic suit on Bendy, a fun boho dress for Sophie.

Bulls-eye Catamaran, 2015

I LOVED this dress. Oh, right -- this is supposed to be about him. You look smashing too, Benedict!

Blindsided Catalog, 2014

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

If only it weren't too late for me to make True Detective season three jokes about this photo.

Bing Cherry, 2015

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

At the time, I cracked that I felt like Bendy looked a bit like he was about to bring me a pina colada -- somewhere VERY posh, though. I stand by that.

Bite-Sized CandyCorn, 2015

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

SPORTFACES. (This was at Wimbledon.)

Bartender Comrade, 2015

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

Same. Except with a Hugh Grant cameo.

Bulgari Cartier, 2015

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

This is a very smart look on him. I love the bag.

Bohemian Commune, 2015

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

Cheers, indeed!

Rachel McAdams, Broadway Castmates, and SWINTON

The Benedict Cumberbatch Red Carpet Retrospective

Swinton is only vaguely amused by all of this. Your fashion retrospective was first, Tilda. It's all good.

A Boatload of Benedict Cumberbatch
Throughout the week, we're republishing some of our favorite posts of the year. 2016 seems to call for an extra helping of Benedict Cumberbatch, doesn't it? This piece originally ran on October 25th, 2016. Doctor Strange opens this weekend, and that certainly seems like a good enough excuse to take a look back at a variety of amusing, dashing, dreamy, or weird public appearances of one Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch, doesn't it?

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