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Dania Ramirez

I think these shoes are totally unusual and cute. They would look ridiculous on me and aren't necessarily something I would buy, but objectively to me they are adorable, and the purse is funky too. It's such a shame, then, that the dress Dania paired them with WAS UNGODLY.

Katie Lowes

Flats on the red carpet! Full outfit here.

Brie Larson

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 06: Actress Brie Larson attends SiriusXM's 'Town Hall' with the cast of 'Kong: Skull Island'; town hall to air on SiriusXM's Entertainment Weekly Radio on March 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM)

These were very divisive on Brie Larson -- full belt-o-riffic outfit here -- but I actually enjoyed them. I do get that the darnkess of them might've been too heavy for this dress, but white might've looked silly.

Katie Cassidy

The full outfit with these was just a suit in the same pants pattern, and I am under the gun with this post, so I haven't gone to find it. But: They look good. And thus endeth the flats portion of our day.

Thandie Newton

Thandie's whole outfit was A LOT but I thought the vintage-y feel of the shoes really worked with it.

Christina Milian

We obviously aren't hyped up about the boob jewels, but I thought they merited another look, because.... IS this a thing?!?

Shai Jackson

Skai's outfit was pretty intense. SO MANY RUFFLES. They kind of dwarf the accessories a bit.

Kim Raver

When I first saw the photo, I thought her bracelet was winking at me like clean teeth in a Crest ad. But no. It IS impactful though. 

Emma Watson

I'm sure this is eco-friendly, as that's Emma's... I was going to say "that's Emma's bag lately" but that seemed like a really ghastly pun. Then I realized I love ghastly puns, so. Full outfit here.

Audra McDonald

The rest of Audra's outfit was aggressively fine, but I do love the sparkly clutch.

Brie Larson

I appreciate this photographer for working so hard to get us the accessories. If you want to see the whole outfit, or enjoy her gazing lovingly at John Goodman, have at it. I will be here drooling over the shoes.

Selena Gomez

Exec. Producer Selena Gomez seen at Netflix '13 Reasons Why' Premiere at Paramount Studios on Thursday, March 30, 2017, in Los Angeles, CA. (Photo by Steve Cohn/Invision for Netflix/AP Images)

I love Selena's saucily large earrings with that Oscar de la Renta.

Selena Gomez

Exec. Producer Selena Gomez seen at Netflix '13 Reasons Why' Premiere at Paramount Studios on Thursday, March 30, 2017, in Los Angeles, CA. (Photo by Steve Cohn/Invision for Netflix/AP Images)

I did NOT love the shoes. Is backless footwear coming back? I'm not into mules and their kin.

Mila Kunis

The rest of this outfit is hella forgettable, but those are CUTE, and her pedicure is great.

Chrissy Teigen

Those are so painful looking.

Alicia Keys

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Alicia Keys attends the Christian Dior show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2017/2018 at Musee Rodin on March 3, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior)

I have to tell you, I think this whole outfit is accessorized awesomely, and she looks REALLY cool. (I don't know if I have ever said that about Alicia Keys before.) It's an A+ example of taking total basics and elevating them with add-ons. 

Arizona Muse

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Arizona Muse attends the Elie Saab show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2017/2018 on March 4, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Want. The full outfit -- with matching jacket -- is here.

Katy Perry

INGLEWOOD, CA - MARCH 05: Singer/songwriter Katy Perry attends the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Awards which broadcast live on Turner's TBS, TNT, and truTV at The Forum on March 5, 2017 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)

I confess that I think Katy has looked good with every single hair color she's tried. Even blue and pink and such. Her face may just be THAT good. Also, while this is here because of the earrings, let us all appreciate this stellar example of neutral lipstick that still GIVES her lips. It's like her tone, but slightly darker.

Darby Stanchfield

She did NOT punt on giant earrings. I guess I need to tone up my lobes.  I have feelings about Scandal right now -- one of them, and this is not a spoiler, being that I'm real tired of re-living election night from the POV of different characters. The whole tired "You're not gonna believe what was really going on" idea is getting stale.

Chloe Sevigny

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 08: Actress Chloe Sevigny attends the Metrograph Theater 1st Year Anniversary Party at The Metrograph on March 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images)

I guess Chloe's left earlobe hasn't been giving its all in offseason workouts, so it doesn't get the nod.

Michelle Dockery

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 07: Michelle Dockery attends the "The Sense of an Ending" Lunch & Q and A at The Lotus Club on March 7, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images)

Those look... semi-homemade? But they're jazzing things up, which I appreciate. Full outfit with lovely blouse is here.

Kerry Washington

Kerry Washington and Alec Baldwin chat with James Corden during "The Late Late Show with James Corden," Tuesday, March 7, 2017 (12:35 PM-1:37 AM ET/PT) On The CBS Television Network. Photo: Terence Patrick/CBS ©2017 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved

I love her orange shoes.

Camilla Belle

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 14: Camilla Belle attends as Jenni Kayne + Loeffler Randall celebrate Pop-Up at AOC Wine Bar on March 14, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rachel Murray/Getty Images for Jenni Kayne)

Those remind me of that old Monse we hated so much on Jaime King, but in shoe form -- and, infinitely better there. Full outfit here.

Sarah Paulson

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 14: Sarah Paulson at the Power Stylists Dinner, hosted by The Hollywood Reporter and Jimmy Choo, on March 14, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Donato Sardella/Getty Images for The Hollywood Reporter)

People were very divided about these shoes, and whether they are medieval torture devices. I personally enjoy the purse.

Nicole Kidman

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - MARCH 25: Nicole Kidman on the red carpet ahead of the Swisse Wellness "Power Your Passion" Event on March 25, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Nicole Cleary/Getty Images)

These strike me as the kind of vaguely fussy shoes that ONLY Nicole Kidman could get away with, on account of being Nicole Kidman.

Cara Delevingne

LAS VEGAS, NV - MARCH 28: Actor Cara Delevingne at CinemaCon 2017 The State of the Industry: Past, Present and Future and STXfilms Presentation at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace during CinemaCon, the official convention of the National Association of Theatre Owners, on March 28, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for CinemaCon)

Love the red pumps, but I also approve of the jewelry.

Jessica Chastain

Didn't love the overall outfit, but those earrings can stay.

Halsey

INGLEWOOD, CA - MARCH 05: Singer Halsey attends the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Awards which broadcast live on Turner's TBS, TNT, and truTV at The Forum on March 5, 2017 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)

Its not a GOOD accessory. But it is, basically, an outfit that's ONLY an accessory. This seemed like a good way to usher out March.

The Best Accessories of March
LOTS of shoes this time around.

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