Nia Long

I wish I liked this outfit better -- I might start with making it a dress, or... maybe trimming back the feathers? -- but her head is magnificent. The LIPSTICK. Yes.

Sanaa Lathan

She looks quite lovely too, but maybe could've taken down the boots a few notches. Or just worn pants?

Regina Hall

This looks a bit like she's been slowly taken over by a sentient tattoo.

Monica Calhoun

Always keep your holiday wrap, friends, because you never know when you'll need to rummage through storage for something skirt-adjacent.

Terence Howard

This is Stylish Pirate territory.

Morris Chestnut

I never know about blue and black, but it's velvet, and so I just want to reach out and pet it.

Eric Scott Ways

This is, of course, a lot MORE velvet. Is it too much velvet? (It might also be velour, but we're in tactile territory either way.)

Harold Perrineau

Harold will see your velvet and raise you... is that velvet plus satin lapels? I assume people were running their hands down each other's sleeves all night, enjoying the ride.

Taye Diggs

The only velvet Taye brought was his smooth pipes. (Vocal pipes, not his biceps, although I'm sure they're also delightful.)

Melissa de Sousa

And we finish with FRINGE. She looks like if J.Lo did a CMAs tribute to Dolly Parton. We had a LOT going on in this slideshow, as it turns out. Fringe, ruffles, feathers, furriness, Taye's glasses... it was a solid day's work.

Nia Long Remains Unbothered at the "Best Man: The Final Chapters" Premiere

The best revenge.