The Best of the Rest of the Billboard Music Awards

Padma Lakshmi in the Blonds

This is SHINY and to me it says, "watch Top Chef, coming soon, to Bravo!" Because why else would Padma be at the Billboard Music Awards?

Whereas this says, "WHOOPS I forgot this was supposed to go UNDER something."

This says, "meet me on the lanai for cheesecake and all the best gossip my boy pool can provide."

This says, "wait, WHEN'S Valentine's Day again?"

This says, "someone should actually probably book me at the Opry pretty soon, and this isn't a snide crack; I would be great."

This says, "there was a rumor that I am pregnant again and I REALLY AM NOT."

This says, "I stole this from Kylie but she'll never notice."

This says, "I look better in this than most human beings possibly could and also my haircut is GREAT right now."

This says, "I feel bad that I have to follow J.Lo, and also the 80s are EXTREMELY BACK."

This says, "I'm dressed like Sexy Trudy Campbell to remind you to watch GLOW and I realize that's a bit confusing, contextually."

This says, "I'm VERY cute. I also have several gold medals so WHY NOT come to the Billboard Music Awards?"

And this dress very clearly says, "let's dance."