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Florence Pugh in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196kx) Florence Pugh 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Valentino, Jewellery by Tiffany & Co Same Outfit as catwalk model *13742609ch

This is just extremely doofy, I am sorry. She is charming and her natural charisma takes this way farther than other people might go with it, but it's such a wild choice for the Oscars. It looks so unwieldy. It would also look much better if it didn't match the carpet. She sort of looks like she's raising from a sea of beige.

Florence Pugh in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Ruymen/UPI/Shutterstock (13814555fc) Florence Pugh attends the 95th annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles on Sunday, March 12, 2023. Academy Awards 2023, Los Angeles, California, United States - 12 Mar 2023

She also had to do a lot of flapping about to sort herself.

Florence Pugh in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13804193yu) Florence Pugh 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

Here she is, pretending that this is a DRESS and there are no Secret Shorts hiding under there.

Florence Pugh in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196lb) Florence Pugh 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Valentino, Jewellery by Tiffany & Co Same Outfit as catwalk model *13742609ch

I do think it's gorgeous and sweeping from the back -- and honestly she looks better in it than the model did. But Miss Flo can and has done better than this!

Rihanna in Alaia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196sk) Rihanna 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

(a) She's adorable, in general and also in this dress, although I don't know that I actively like it as a garment; (b) is this dress brown or black?; (c) the framing of this photo makes it look like the Oscars are at a convention center and they dragged in some potted plants for visual interest.

Rihanna in Alaia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196rr) Rihanna 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

"Do you have anything that's slightly bondage-y but ALSO maternity? Great, thanks!"

Monica Barbaro in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191dh) Monica Barbaro 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Elie Saab

This is gorgeous on her; during our Live Chat, this was absolutely the first dress where everyone was like, "WHO is THAT???" as she floated around in the background. She looks gorgeous.

Monica Barbaro in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13804193hh) Monica Barbaro 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Elie Saab

Monica told Laverne during the E! pre-show that Elie Saab was the only label who would agree to dress her when she was new on the scene and she wanted to nod to that out of her appreciation for their kindness. They did very well by her here.

Monica Barbaro in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Locher/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814163be) Monica Barbaro arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Roaming Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

So pretty.

Tems in Lever Couture

Mandatory Credit: Photo by George Pimentel/Shutterstock (13804203cw) Tems 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

This is STUNNING -- but as we discussed during the chat, also probably REALLY annoying if you were the person who sat behind her in the theatre. Like, this is an Obstructed View for sure. It's too bad the top part didn't fold down, like a hood.

Tems in Lever Couture

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196nc) Tems 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Lever Couture

On its own, though, this is a beautiful cloud.

Harvey Guillen in Christian Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191dp) Harvey Guillen 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Christian Siriano

Harvey said he was the "first plus size man" Siriano has ever dressed, and he looks so dashing! We got a lot of red carpet twirls with that tailcoat. (None of the photos rendered the twirling very well, but it happened!)

Allison Williams in Giambattista Valli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191gs) Allison Williams 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Giambattista Valli Same Outfit as catwalk model *13732224q

In which Allison Williams comes dressed as a new character on The Gilded Age, a show on which I actually think she could thrive. (She's too old for the part now, but a young Allison Williams would have been an amazing Marian.) Having said that, I love this. It's VERY Rich 80s OTT Socialite. And why not?

Allison Williams in Giambattista Valli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191rd) Allison Williams 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

This is very sweeping.

Alexander Dreymon and Allison Williams

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13804193od) Alexander Dreymon and Allison Williams 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

It's probably EASIER without the coat, and I believe she took it off for the ceremony.

Melissa McCarthy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191mu) Melissa McCarthy 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

I didn't love this. I think my biggest issue, honestly, is the neckline. It seems suffocating. But it might also need a belt? I just...have a lot of notes about Melissa sometimes. (Including, why does she keep making terrible movies with her husband, and do we think she can belt "Poor Unfortunate Souls"?)

Cara Delevingne in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196ku) Cara Delevingne 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Elie Saab

BOOM. This slit was a bit perilous on stage, but generally, this is gloriously dramatic and RICH feeling. She looks like (again) an '80s soap opera heroine. It's beautiful on her.

Cara Delevingne in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191sq) Cara Delevingne 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

The back view is stunning.

Fan Bingbing in Tony Ward

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814261io) Fan Bingbing arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

This is also gorgeous -- but, surprisingly, this is also not the first time we've seen this dress on the red carpet. Ivy-Victoria Maurice looked gorgeous in it for the NAACP Image Awards. It is VERY surprising to see a major celeb in a big deal label like this on the red carpet for the Oscars in a dress that someone else has already worn. Having said that, this is absolutely pretty enough to see twice.

Fan Bingbing in Tony Ward

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13804193do) Fan Bingbing 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Tony Ward Same Outfit as catwalk model *13744433ag

It's also glam in action.

Sofia Carson in Giambattista Valli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814261kz) Sofia Carson arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

This is gloriously floaty. The folks on the E! pre-show noted correctly that she loves a princess dress, and this IS a major princess dress.

Sofia Carson in Giambattista Valli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814261kt) Sofia Carson arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

It would also make a MAJOR wedding dress.

Sofia Carson in Giambattista Valli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191cs) Sofia Carson 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Giambattista Valli

I mean! I don't think anyone can blame her for feeling herself in those emeralds!!

The Biggest and Boldest Looks of the 2023 Oscars Involved Florence Pugh In What Many Are Calling a Duvet
Don't ask me why I wrote that title like Trump said it.

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