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# The Black Fuglia
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-black-fuglia-2-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-08T17:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2012-02-09T21:35:14.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Something about this bodice -- seriousky makes it look like a frowning insect with very long droopy feelers.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/138198549.jpg "Scarlett Johansson")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-black-fuglia-2-02-2012/goldene-kamera-2012-red-carpet-arrivals?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I swear I'm not on any medicine. Stare at it for a while and you'll see. Pretty soon you will feel its bitterness. It just seems angry at me. Look, Crabby Insect Gown, it's not MY fault Scarlett has a fantastic body and is doing absolutely NOTHING for it by wearing you. She didn't ask me. And I don't even know if YOU are, empirically, the problem. I think it's just that her ex-husband is cavorting around with Boobs Legsly being "captured" by paparazzi in completely random places where you know the paparazzi do not go unless someone with a schedule has called them, and thus I kind of want her to throw that in his face by strolling around at her prescribed appearances looking drop-dead fab. And the path to that, I'm sorry to say, is not through YOU, Cranky Bug Bodice. At least not today.

\[Photo: Getty\]