The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
Despite the sheeritude of this, I appreciate it. Thinking of all these looks as performance wear -- since that's mostly what The Blonds do -- means this makes sense. I hope to see this on my queen, Celine Dion.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
We have been to Blonds shows where it felt like they were phoning it in a bit -- my theory is always that they sometimes find themselves stretched too thin with their runway show and all the custom stuff they do -- and this is one of those looks that feels a little half-assed.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
I mean. Someone call Britney.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
"Should we make something that, like, normal people might wear to...I don't know. A normal thing?"
"I guess...?"
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
"What about something that someone might wear to, like, the....MTV Movie awards?"
"I mean....okay?"
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
And we're back in business! THIS is why I come to the Blonds. And I get that in terms of making money, you possibly can't run a business only doing custom beaded leotards for pop stars. But that IS where their strength lies.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
This is totally cute, and plenty of pert little ingenues could wear this -- Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato -- but I WANT DIAMOND BUSTIERS!
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
Or this! Something Dita Von Teese will wear with a patent leather pencil skirt!
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
This is glorious. Honestly, one of the best things about this show is seeing things like THIS close-up. They're AMAZING. Lady Gaga, pick up the phone!
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
Whereas this, you might as well call Naeem Khan and really do it right.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
I'd love to see Taylor Swift flip the script and turn up in this.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
This is pretty cool, although it's a bit Balmain-y. Get Kendall Jenner in this, and up your profile, folks.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
This looks like EVIL Valentine's Day -- which is apt, as I believe this show was ON Valentine's Day.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
This is pleasantly glam, though.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
You can get this elsewhere, right?
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
This is very cool and creepy and perfect for the Katy Perry Halloween Spectacular.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
The Blonds have done a bunch of work with Beyonce, too -- which makes total sense. This is really cool. It's fun to get to pick out dramatic perfomance ensembles!
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
I feel like we could talk Gwen Stefani into this.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
This is like a Glamorous Salute to Pubic Hair.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
High fashion Wednesday Addams.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
Something about this feels sort of...for a Showgirl of a Certain Age.
The Blonds Fall/Winter 2017
BIG FINISH! This is Phillipe Blond, who always opens and closes the show with great thrilling and DRAMATIC ELAN.