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Jessie Buckley in Chanel

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 03: Jessie Buckley attends "The Bride!" New York Premiere at Rose Theater, Jazz at Lincoln Center on March 03, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Kim/WireImage)

I really like this. It's so botanical. But also vaguely animal print? It's botanimal!

Maggie Gyllenhaal

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 03: Director Maggie Gyllenhaal attends "The Bride!" New York Premiere at Rose Theater, Jazz at Lincoln Center on March 03, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Kim/WireImage)

I know she said she was making an effort to dress a bit more simply in her role as a director -- not necessary, as far as I'm concerned, but I get it -- and I think this is a good compromise. Simple, but with a dash of flash. And a dark lip to boot.

Annette Bening

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 03: Annette Bening attends "The Bride!" New York Premiere at Rose Theater, Jazz at Lincoln Center on March 03, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Kim/WireImage)

It's nice to see her in a suit right when another famous suit of hers -- the one she wore to Bugsy -- was just immortalized in Ryan Murphy's "Love Story" because he claims Carolyn Bessette picked it out. Annette ALSO didn't punt on the lipstick.

Christian and Sibi Bale

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 03: (L-R) Christian Bale and Sibi Bale attend "The Bride!" New York Premiere at Rose Theater, Jazz at Lincoln Center on March 03, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

This is all low key and fine. I will always love a former Swing Kid.

Julianne Hough

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 03: Julianne Hough attends "The Bride!" New York Premiere at Rose Theater, Jazz at Lincoln Center on March 03, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Her left side lost the coin toss, I guess.

Marisa Tomei

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 03: Marisa Tomei attends "The Bride!" New York Premiere at Rose Theater, Jazz at Lincoln Center on March 03, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

She's not in the movie; she just had new cocktail pajamas that she was looking for a place to wear.

Jake Gyllenhaal

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 03: Jake Gyllenhaal attends "The Bride!" New York Premiere at Rose Theater, Jazz at Lincoln Center on March 03, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Kim/WireImage)

I like to think he owed Maggie a favor from a long-ago childhood wrong, and she called and was like, "Remember that? Well, I remember it ALL TOO WELL, Jake. ALL TOO WELL." And just like that, he worked for scale.

Annette Bening Came to the NYC Premiere of The Bride
Assuaging Jessica's recent concerns.

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