The BRIT Awards 2019

H.E.R.

I think both Jessica and I wrote about how she resembles Rihanna in pics like these, with her shades on, and now I want them to work together. I DO think RiRi would like this pantsuit.

Winnie Harlow

That is a beautiful dress, and for some reason I don't mind the very literal bra bodice the way I do elsewhere. I don't know. I think this is just a time where you look at Winnie Harlow in this, and yes, there are sheers, and a bra top, but also you think, "Okay, THAT is why she's a successful working model."

Lily Allen in Coach

The Brit Awards 2019 held at the O2 - Arrivals Featuring: Lily Allen Where: London, United Kingdom When: 20 Feb 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

I would never have recognized her, if every service hadn't captioned her thusly. Is she about to Single White Female Jessie J? Girl, Channing Tatum will notice.

Dua Lipa in Christopher Kane

The Brit Awards 2019 held at the O2 - Arrivals Featuring: Dua Lipa Where: London, United Kingdom When: 20 Feb 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

This is from the HEINOUS show that just happened -- it is as fresh off the runway as it gets. And the good news is, this isn't the worst piece from that show. The bad news is, that's meaningless. It's still bad.

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Much cuter.

Pink in Cushnie

The Brit Awards 2019 held at the O2 - Arrivals Featuring: Pink Where: London, United Kingdom When: 20 Feb 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

If Pink were coming up today, don't you think some dumb label person would be like, "And here's the kicker -- YOU ONLY WEAR PINK." I am glad Pink doesn't exclusively wear pink.

Jorja Smith in 16Arlington

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This feels exactly as festive as a big crazy music show, so: I'm on board.

Suki Waterhouse

Those ruffles look like a failed Christmas tinsel experiment.

Florence Welch

"Honestly, I'm glad. I'm GLAD we called off the wedding. This party is MUCH MORE FUN."

Emma Bunton

Always happy to see Baby Spice looking cute and happy.

Anne-Marie

This is the '90s Spice Girls version of what Emma is wearing now. But it would have been Geri.

Madison Beer in Ralph & Russo

"I don't need to see the front of this," I thought. "I get the point."

Madison Beer

And yet, somehow the front managed to be bad in a way I didn't expect. It feels very Bella Hadid to me, and that is not a style influence anyone should seek.

Jess Glynne

That fabric does not want her to stand like that.

Paloma Faith

I know nothing about her except for her Noted Kook status, so this all seems about right and almost restrained actually. (Also, who'd have thought we'd see THIS outfit twice in two days?)

Maya Jama

If you're going to do this, I really think the whole THING needs to have ruffles. Otherwise it looks like someone ran out of money.

Montana Brown

She, apparently, was on Love Island. And maybe one little-known side effect of being on Love Island is that you forget how to wear clothes that are not bathing suits, and this becomes a real headache in your regular life.

It seems this outfit was cheap in a number of ways.

Tallia Storm

"Hello! Don't I look refreshing after that wedgie-stab?"

Sam Smith

Is this suit... mint? Or pale blue? Regardless, with the black lacy shirt... I just don't know, Sam Smith.

Natalie Dormer

Those pants are correct to doubt themselves.

Shawn Mendes

I STILL think it looks cheesy to unbutton your shirt that far and button up your jacket.

Luke Evans

Every time I see him, I think, "He's pleasant, and people seem to like him." I've started to think that's ALSO what crosses his mind, now that he is turning up at EVERYTHING. "I'm pleasant, and people seem to like me! LET'S GO. WHY NOT."

Hugh Jackman

I hope Hugh truly is pleasant, because he acts like he is.

Little Mix

I know that people love Little Mix -- I have not gotten around to sampling them -- but they look like the saddest, worst Prom Dress catalogue.

Little Mix

NOW they just like they're an ad for especially lousy Victoria's Secret PINK pajamas.

Years & Years

The Brit Awards 2019 held at the O2 - Arrivals Featuring: Years and Years Where: London, United Kingdom When: 20 Feb 2019 Credit: Steve Finn/WENN

"We are a band. One of us thinks he's Freddie Mercury. One of us thinks that is crazy. Guess which."

Daniel Lismore

"Hey guys? All the Tostitos are gone. Can I get a refill? Anyone?"