Geri Halliwell
GINGER SPICE! I want you to go home and think about those shoes.
Emma Bunton
Baby Spice! SAME TO YOU! (Although I love this whole vibe from the ankles up.) (Also, you and Geri both look facially divine; congrats.)
Charli XCX
She looks like a DIFFERENT PERSON. This is a little saucy, in terms of sheerness, but I also think it's beautiful. She is giving us total Period Piece Face here.
Alexa Chung
And while I wish she had styled this a wee bit differently -- does it need more of a lip? Different jewelry -- this dress is one of my favorite things this one has ever worn.
Noomi Rapace
Is Noomi Rapace in a band now? She looks like she's traveled here from the past, where she was in charge of grooming and training an army of Robert Palmer girls.
Jamie Campbell Bower
This seems about right.
Reggie Yates
Our photo service originally mislabed this man as Lewis Hamilton, and I didn't catch it because I think we were both distracted by his AMAZING COAT. (Hamilton has an ENVIABLE coat collection. Should he ever meet Duchess Kate, the two of them will have much to discuss.)
Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne
"WE KNOW. Harry's not here. We're sorry, too."
Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
I cannot sign off on this. She's so lovely, but this is meant for someone about fifteen years younger.
Henry Cavill
Then this wax figure showed up.
Florence Welch
And Florence Welch swept in wearing a cape, to save the day.