Charli XCX in Dilara Findikoglu

Somewhere, somebody is working on an X-rated parody called Conclabia, and she is playing Isabella Rossellini's role.

Is it weird that seeing the interior boning is the thing I really don't like?

Sabrina Carpenter in McQueen

This is a good step for her -- it's less clear-cut Barbie, while still playing into that aesthetic that's been her base.

Millie Bobby Brown in Annie's Ibiza

I do kind of enjoy this on her. It's sexy warrior.

Paloma Faith

I mean, what can one do but laugh along with her?

Naomie Harris in Robert Wun

She is so beautiful, and this seems so cumbersome.

Jade Thirlwall in Diesel

Are we marrying Prince Charles in 1981?

Joe Keery

I can deal with the sweatervest. I even kind of like it, although maybe not with those layers. But Joe, miss your springy hair.

Jourdan Dunn

Comparatively, this makes a lot of sense.

Jess Glynne

Her jewelry is cool with this. The effect is like if HBO took a crack at rebooting Reign.

Lenny Kravitz

That is a particularly swanky jacket on Lenny.

Teddy Swims

Live footage of my son trying to sleep at night in his bed.

Ella Eyre

Is that fabric an ode to... postmarks? Passports?

Kimberly Wyatt

It took me a second to realize this wasn't a single pant leg.

Maura Higgins

Notorious Love Island bombshell Maura Higgins understands her brand.

Maya Jama

Very simple, very effective, very... squishy.

Harriet Rose in Gaultier

Harriet, like Spaceball I before her, has gone to plaid. I don't hate it until we get to her feet.

Jordan Stephens

Not mad at this plaid, either.

Jorja Smith

The printing of feathers on this shiny material is actually REALLY neat?

Clara Amfo

I guess... that's one way to salvage the knitting project that isn't working.

Sian Welby

That looks cold.

Fleur East

This is the Temu version of that breastplate.

Abby Roberts

It's anyone's guess whether the skirt is SUPPOSED to have ripped free from the waistband. Also, speaking of Temu, they served me an ad for furry toilet seat covers --- the actual seat, not just the lid -- and I am afraid she took it as a fashion tip.

Tallia Storm

This is for her napkin-folding-themed OnlyFans account.

Arielle Free

She has more skirt on her wrists than on her waist.

Davina McCall

Think these three were on the same group chat?

Lucien Laviscount

This is boring, but not incompetent, so... yay?

HorsegiirL

Well, it's... on brand?

Vick Hope and Calvin Harris

I hope she glued that in place.

Keely Hodgkinson

Good lord, is EVERYONE an investor in body tape?

Amy Taylor

If anyone made a ballet out of a Benny Hill sketch, she could star.

bbyclose

I sincerely would have guessed this was Charli XCX sneaking out of a party.

Jared Leto

Oh, we're still doing this?

Ashley Roberts

International fashion treasure Ashley Roberts brought us something gold! Thank you.

Ella Henderson

It's so Derelicte.

Sam Ryder

I hope he's a good egg. He seems like it. (He's a Eurovision alum.)

Jorja Douglas, Stella Quaresma and Renée Downer of Flo

Does "FLO" stand for "Full LadyLump Overload"?

Chiara King

Who even constructed this? It's the outfit version of a two-year old attempting Lego.

Whitney Adebayo

It looks like she's just holding it up to herself, but it has the nice illusion of motion.

Bella Priestley

For your leftover Christmas tree tinsel!

Kara Marni

HALT. IT'S A BOOB BELT.

No idea who was wearing this, but I thought you'd find them... appeeeeeeling. HA HA HA HA.

Plenty of Wacky Shit Came Down the Red Carpet at the BRIT Awards

It's a good week for fuggery.