NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 11: Leighton Meester attends "The Buccaneers" Season 2 Photo Call at Louisa's at The Twenty Two on June 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Manoli Figetakis/Getty Images)
I can't shake that she looks like a bride who stood there and patiently pretended to enjoy being decorated by toilet paper at her shower.
Christina Hendricks
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 11: Christina Hendricks attends "The Buccaneers" Season 2 Photo Call at Louisa's at The Twenty Two on June 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Manoli Figetakis/Getty Images)
The shoes are a tiny buzzkill -- how many times have I said that recently?!? -- but damn, the sparkly dress is gorgeous. She's luminous in the show, too.
Kristine Froseth
Kristine Froseth at "The Buccaneers" Season 2 Photo Call held at Louisa's at The Twenty Two on June 11, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images)
Bless her, she has the worst taste. Remember this? Or this, which I called "uniquely janky" and it wasn't even NOT a compliment? GOOD TIMES. This is what you get when you buy an outfit, throw it in a cauldron, and squeeze superglue into it before stirring.
Alisha Boe
Alisha Boe at "The Buccaneers" Season 2 Photo Call held at Louisa's at The Twenty Two on June 11, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images)
But at least that other one is creatively bonkers -- uniquely janky again, I guess! -- whereas this is standard-issue cheap lingerie masquerading as an idea.
Josie Totah
Josie Totah at "The Buccaneers" Season 2 Photo Call held at Louisa's at The Twenty Two on June 11, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images)
This ALSO looks like lingerie, but if it were made by Draper James.
Immy Waterhouse
Immy Waterhouse at "The Buccaneers" Season 2 Photo Call held at Louisa's at The Twenty Two on June 11, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images)
Speaking of lingerie! When her lover's wife arrived home early, she grabbed the nearest trousers, fled out the back door, and then tailored them with a stapler.
Aubri Ibrag
Aubri Ibrag at "The Buccaneers" Season 2 Photo Call held at Louisa's at The Twenty Two on June 11, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images)
If you are going to wear a black bag and a belt, why not ACTUALLY cinch it?
Guy Remmers
Guy Remmers at "The Buccaneers" Season 2 Photo Call held at Louisa's at The Twenty Two on June 11, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images)
As you saw in one of those Kristine Froseth links, he ALSO traditionally has wacky taste, so this is rather a relief.
Matthew Broome
Matthew Broome at "The Buccaneers" Season 2 Photo Call held at Louisa's at The Twenty Two on June 11, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images)
He and Guy and Kristine are the show's central love triangle. It's a good one.
Barney Fishwick
Barney Fishwick at "The Buccaneers" Season 2 Photo Call held at Louisa's at The Twenty Two on June 11, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images)
He plays a TOTAL controlling eerie creepy toxic asshead, so I laughed out loud at this tomfoolery, all of which could NOT be more opposite.
