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# The Bullet Train in Berlin
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-bullet-train-in-berlin/
- Published: 2022-07-20T18:45:30.000Z
- Updated: 2022-07-20T04:03:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

## Brad Pitt

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/07/shutterstock_editorial_13038347as-1658288505.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13038347as) Brad Pitt 'Bullet Train,' Premiere, Berlin, Germany - 19 Jul 2022

I love this conceptually for Brad, but -- in keeping with most of his stuff from this trip -- his execution is slovenly. The loose crinkled short under this is just the worst. It's like he packed everything by rolling it into a ball and shoving it in a duffel. SOMEONE on his team seemed to care enough to procure him clothes, and he wears them like they are four days old and smelly.

## Brian Tyree Henry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/07/shutterstock_editorial_13038347p-1658288701.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13038347p) Brian Tyree Henry 'Bullet Train,' Premiere, Berlin, Germany - 19 Jul 2022

Meanwhile, Brian Tyree Henry is over here looking SO sharp. He's putting everyone to shame.

## Aaron Taylor-Johnson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/07/shutterstock_editorial_13038347bq-1658288522.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13038347bq) Aaron Taylor Johnson 'Bullet Train,' Premiere, Berlin, Germany - 19 Jul 2022

He looks good too, but Brian takes it.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/07/shutterstock_editorial_13038347by-1658288553.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13038347by) Aaron Taylor Johnson, Brian Tyree Henry and Brad Pitt 'Bullet Train,' Premiere, Berlin, Germany - 19 Jul 2022

Brad looks BETTER when he's with the other two and actually seeming to TRY, but it's too late. He botched the shirt. BRAD. You could've been a contender.

## Zazie Beetz

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/07/shutterstock_editorial_13038347be-1658288514.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13038347be) Zazie Beetz 'Bullet Train,' Premiere, Berlin, Germany - 19 Jul 2022

I enjoy her, but ... we are in Hoik City.

## Joey King in Balenciaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/07/shutterstock_editorial_13038347cq-1658288531.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13038347cq) Joey King 'Bullet Train,' Premiere, Berlin, Germany - 19 Jul 2022

Joey is doing a little light Kardashian cosplay here, in Balenciaga and a wig. It does work on her. It's like she's gunning for a Run, Lola, Run remake.

## David Leitch, Joey King, Brad Pitt, Brian Tyree Henry and Aaron Taylor-Johnson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/07/shutterstock_editorial_13037812e-1658288541.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13037812e) David Leitch, Kelly McCormick, Joey King, Brad Pitt, Brian Tyree Henry and Aaron Taylor-Johnson 'Bullet Train' photocall, Berlin, Germany - 19 Jul 2022

So far this crew has taken very awkward group photos. I mostly downloaded this to let you see that Joey is doing '90s-ish drama and Brad is again doing rumpled-casual.

[Zazie Beetz Joins the Bullet TrainBut Brian Tyree Henry wins this one.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/07/shutterstock_editorial_13038347be-1658288514.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/zazie-beetz-joins-the-bullet-train-07-2022/)