The Bullet Train in Berlin

Brad Pitt

I love this conceptually for Brad, but -- in keeping with most of his stuff from this trip -- his execution is slovenly. The loose crinkled short under this is just the worst. It's like he packed everything by rolling it into a ball and shoving it in a duffel. SOMEONE on his team seemed to care enough to procure him clothes, and he wears them like they are four days old and smelly.

Brian Tyree Henry

Meanwhile, Brian Tyree Henry is over here looking SO sharp. He's putting everyone to shame.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

He looks good too, but Brian takes it.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13038347by) Aaron Taylor Johnson, Brian Tyree Henry and Brad Pitt 'Bullet Train,' Premiere, Berlin, Germany - 19 Jul 2022

Brad looks BETTER when he's with the other two and actually seeming to TRY, but it's too late. He botched the shirt. BRAD. You could've been a contender.

Zazie Beetz

I enjoy her, but ... we are in Hoik City.

Joey King in Balenciaga

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13038347cq) Joey King 'Bullet Train,' Premiere, Berlin, Germany - 19 Jul 2022

Joey is doing a little light Kardashian cosplay here, in Balenciaga and a wig. It does work on her. It's like she's gunning for a Run, Lola, Run remake.

David Leitch, Joey King, Brad Pitt, Brian Tyree Henry and Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13037812e) David Leitch, Kelly McCormick, Joey King, Brad Pitt, Brian Tyree Henry and Aaron Taylor-Johnson 'Bullet Train' photocall, Berlin, Germany - 19 Jul 2022

So far this crew has taken very awkward group photos. I mostly downloaded this to let you see that Joey is doing '90s-ish drama and Brad is again doing rumpled-casual.